The casting couch and movie makin'.... Hot looking actresses!!! Auditioning actresses (the Vance Lincoln way!!).... Makin homemade porn with actresses during their auditions... OTHER interests include.... Big tits, Gettin laid, Strippers, Sluts, Getting hot actresses to EARN their parts on the casting couch.... Watching actresses strip for me... Hitting on the actresses when they're naked.... Hitting strip clubs with Fernando (while on sick ass ACID).... Getting lap dances at the "full contact" strip clubs.... Apartment wrestling... Dreamin' about Sexy, slutty, naked Nuns... Hot chicks with bloody pictures... Throwing fake blood on naked chicks while I f-u-c... film them... Chicks who dig havin sex after watching a sadistic mother fuckin horror flick... Drinkin Rumpleminze like it's fuckin' water... I guess you could say that I'm a fuckin' Rock Star and my life revolves around SEX, DRUGS, ROCK and BEER!!!! Oh yeah, I also love making my brother David B. Lincoln the 3rd look like the incompotent, no talent HACK that he is... Now don't get me wrong, I love my brother David, it's just that he's a moronic fuckin' IDIOT!!!! Yup. my brother, David B. Lincoln the 3rd is a dumb ass, BORING, NO talent, derivative CLICHE of a director who can't even make a damn movie!!!! Despite the fact that he's a douchebag, I've always got his fuckin' back even though he doesn't appreciate or acknowledge it... Anyway, with all that said, I now leave you with this lobby card test art for "Actress Apocalypse" (done by a truly cool friend of mine by the name of Ola Sjoberg).
Actresses who are seriously INTO HORROR flicks to star (aka: get NAKED and BLOODY) in my next movie, "VANCE LINCOLN SUPERSTAR".... I'd also dig meeting Ola Sjoberg who I consider a brother even without having met him yet... I've also come across some cool people here on My Space and it would be a trip to meet you folks...I'd also love to meet ALL the "millions" of cool ass people who dug my last flick, "Actress Apocalypse"!! ;-) NOT into the NO TALENT dime a fucking dozen models who grow on trees in Tampa.
Space Probe Taurus, Black Widow, HIM, The Mentors Pentagram, Witchfinder General, Skid Row/Sebastian Bach, Wrathchild (the early 80's UK band), The Doors, Led Zeppelin, The Who, Manowar, WASP (for my theme song, "I F**k Like a Beast").... All the bands on the "I Am Vengeance" soundtrack......
The up-coming "Actress Apocalypse" promotional flyer cover art (created by Ola Sjoberg) which will be handed out and used to promote the film at conventions etc...Actress Apocalypse, Forced Entry, 60's and 70's horror, grindhouse, exploitation and porn flicks, All of Russ Meyers films, quality Zombie films, Movies about Snuff Films such as Last House on Dead End Street, Exploitation flicks that deliver LOTS of blood and nudity (To be honest, I can't even watch a fuckin movie if the girls don't get bloody and NAKED!), Shock Em Dead, ILSA films, Last House on the Left, House on the Edge of the Park, Anna Obsessed, Maniac, Trip with the Teacher, Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman, Dirty Mary and Crazy Larry, PICK-UP, Fritz the Cat, Jesus Christ Superstar, Wrong Way, They Call her One Eye, Michael Findlay's "Flesh Trilogy", Fight for your Life, Easy Rider, Midnight Cowboy, TOMMY, Slaughter, NAILGUN MASSACRE, BAT PUSSY (this is one fucked up porn flick), Bloody Fragments on White Walls, I Spit on your Grave, The Goat Sucker, Nutbag, Murder Set Pieces (which was the best fuckin movie I've seen in years!!).....
Family Guy, The Simpsons
Filmmaking magazines, Porn mags, High Times,
Christina Lindberg, Jill Senter, Gini Eastwood,..