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About Me

I was born April 13, 1992. Obviously my parents are the Pepsi Cola company. I was created as a 'Clear Alternative,' to traditional cola A new cola was formulated to lack any coloring, clear as water. Most clear sodas, like myself, were lemon or lime flavored, but I would supposedly retain the cola's flavor. An American phenomenon was born. Unfortunately I was brought into the world with much fanfare, Van Halen sang for me, even Saturday Night Live spoofed me as Crystal Gravy...but I flopped. BIG TIME! Now that I have been gone, it seems more people have missed me. So here I am on myspace. Add me as a friend as tell me what you thought. Don't spare your feelings, as I not only lack color, I also lack emotion.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who actually liked me, or anyone who misses me.

Music:

Van Halen's Right Now

Television:

Saturday Night Live's phoney commercial to Crystal Gravy

Heroes:

The masterminds of Pepsi. You guys RAWK!

My Blog

Thanks to a fan

A fan of mine brought to my attention a website. It is a petition to bring me back. While I am fine where I am, I would love to be part of main-stream once again. It's been 14 years....
Posted by Crystal Pepsi on Thu, 18 May 2006 08:31:00 PST

Thanks to all

You all made one thing perfectly CLEAR. You weren't the reason for my demise. Thanks for all the birthday wishes. Best way to celebrate my 14th year of...existence??? Right Now...I'm...
Posted by Crystal Pepsi on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 06:54:00 PST

Let's try this.

This may be for my ego, or possibly could end up working. Add a comment if you would like me to return to the shelves. Kind of like a petition. Who know's, maybe some big shot will s...
Posted by Crystal Pepsi on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 09:35:00 PST

FAQ

For those who never got the opportunity to purchase me while I was available, I would like to answer some questions I have been asked. Was Crystal Pepsi a real product? You Betcha Did you taste ...
Posted by Crystal Pepsi on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 10:11:00 PST

Which liquor?

If you had a case of me, and you wanted to make a mixed drink which liquor would you use?
Posted by Crystal Pepsi on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 08:08:00 PST