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Pepsi

cokesucks

About Me

I am way better than Coca-Cola. That shit sucks. I quench your thirsts without that nasty aftertaste that other sodas have.Oh yeah, and I don't pull stupid publicity stunts like that New Coke bullshit.DO NOT SEND ME EVENT/GROUP INVITES! I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID PARTY OR YOUR STUPID FUCKING GROUP!

My Interests

quenching thirsts, kicking Coca-Cola's ass

I'd like to meet:

I am way better than Coca-Cola. That shit sucks. I quench your thirsts without that nasty aftertaste that other sodas have.Oh yeah, and I don't pull stupid publicity stunts like that New Coke bullshit.DO NOT SEND ME EVENT/GROUP INVITES! I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID PARTY OR YOUR STUPID FUCKING GROUP!

Music:

Earth Crisis, Charles Bronson, Gorilla Biscuits, Har Mar Superstar

Television:

My own commercials!!!!