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About Me

I'm just a fun and funny person who likes to joke around about almost anything. I guess I'm a bit of a JACKASS. I am also a writer of teenage novels. None have been published yet but let's all keep our fingers crossed...This year I've started a Professional Writing and Editing course. Let's see how it goes...
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I'd like to meet:

Vince Neil, MOTLEY CRUE, Ian (Dicko) Dickson, Ron Jeremy, any AMERICAN man who wants to marry me so that I can get a greencard!
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My Blog

stream of consciousness

What's wrong with me my outsides are as messed up as my insides Ugly so so ugly/ugly and fat beauty magazines everywhere tanned perfect bodies, stunning faces perfection perfection but not me I'm ugly...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 16:50:00 GMT

The Perfect Existence

Silver stretched her perfect bronzed body on her perfect orange sun lounge and gazed around at her perfect Hollywood-style surroundings. When she was a child she had dreamed about living - and looking...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Nov 2008 14:08:00 GMT

feeling down... under

Whatever happened to Saturday Night Fever? Singing about having Friday on my mind? What for? They're just like any other days. All rules, rules, rules. We may as well spend our weekends working  at l...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Nov 2008 14:06:00 GMT

Establishing Time of Death

  When a dead body is discovered it is important for the Medical Examiner (M.E.) to establish the time of death  particularly if the death appears to have occurred under suspicious circumstances...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 18:16:00 GMT

How I got my Jackass back

..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />   When I was twenty-two I had what can only be described as a nervous breakdown. Everything that could go wrong had ...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 12:27:00 GMT

The Puddle

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Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 12:16:00 GMT

Rainbow Connection: A story of Rehab

Daniel Brauman: Rainbow Connection by Stacey Thompson FOLIO 2 709 words..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />    For someone who has had an extremely life ...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 12:13:00 GMT

My Top Ten Urban Slang phrases!

Folio 5: URBAN SLANG  Stacey Thompson 520 words..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />   Urban slang is a hot, fresh way of talking which originated in Urban Am...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 12:03:00 GMT

Death by matrimony - AKA "A different set of priorities"

If I hear one more married person or parent say "i have a different set of priorities" I will scream. LOUD AND CLEAR. WE GET IT. YOU'RE MARRIED. YOU HAVE A KID. All I asked you is if you were going to...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 22:38:00 GMT

Underbelly Name Dropping

Why is it that ever since the Underbelly TV series went to air (everywhere except Victoria, of course), everyone I meet in Melbourne seems to have known one of the 'real' underworld figures at some po...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 13:49:00 GMT