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About Me

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About me? Well... If you haven't already heard, I am amazingly fantastically full of goddamn awesome! I'm currently taking a vacation from reality and working in retail until I feel that it is time to come back. In the mean time I'm working at Wal-Mart and finding new and different ways of slacking off and getting paid for it.

In my free time I watch movies, play videogames, and spend far too much time on the internet for my own good. When I'm not grinding away at the latest XBox 360 game I can normally be found talking about it on either Forumninja or Reallifeforums .

My Interests

I'm a standard issue Internet geek. I like goofing off in the internet, playing XBox games, and playing XBox games on the internet...

I like art, I dabble a bit in Graphic Design. I can't draw, paint or sculpt for shit, but I can sure as hell make a damn good looking graphic... if I have the ambition... usually I don't.

I'd like to meet:

I really don't care to personally contact anyone I find on the internet anymore. You fuckers scare me.

Music:

MC Frontalot , Rusted Root , MC Chris , Optimus Rhyme , They Might Be Giants , Dave Mattews Band , Lords of the Rhymes , The Dead Milkmen

Movies:



I don't have images for the rest
Boondock Saints, American Splendor, Charlie & the Chocolate Factory, Batman Begins

Television:


The Venture Brothers is quite possibly the best damn thing that has ever been on television in the entire history of television... well, ok, besides porn.

Books:

Hitchhiker's Guide & The Shannarra series.

My Blog

Eh... One of these Days.

One of these days I'll get around to fixing those dead links on my profile page, but I've just been too lazy.In other news: Yay for two pay raises in two hours yesterday and another one last week!I'm ...
Posted by billf on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 03:17:00 PST

I get it... :(

You all SAY "happy birthday", but you don't mean it... see... look at my complete and total LACK OF CANDY!You all suck, admitt it!...
Posted by billf on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 07:53:00 PST

Blogs are sooooo last year

I've noticed that blogging has for the most part died over the last year or so. Whereas I knew a lot of people who would post on a near daily basis (some more often than that), it seems now that a blo...
Posted by billf on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 09:29:00 PST

What do you expect? It's Religion.

I appologize to my nonexistant readers, that I never updated on that job at the Catholic Church, but I got it and I worked all last week.I never followed up because frankly, it's fucking boring as hel...
Posted by billf on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 08:36:00 PST

Well, I'm still alive...

The interview itself wasn't as bad as I thought. They didn't ask me anything about religion, but it was really really creepy.There were all these pictures and statues of bleeding Jesii (is that the pl...
Posted by billf on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 09:01:00 PST

This Should Prove Interesting...

So tomorrow I have a job interview which should prove interesting. It is for a custodial (mostly sweeping and shit I assume, nothing really gross) at a church.Yes, me, the atheist has a job interview ...
Posted by billf on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 02:04:00 PST

If I could be a superhero...

I don't remember what brought it to my mind, but for some reason I was just thinking about what I would do if I had telepathy, and it didn't take me very long to figure it out.I'd blackmale people.Fuc...
Posted by billf on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 01:57:00 PST

They were right

    I can't remember where I heard it from first, but whoever said it was right.Myspace.com IS goatse for web designers.
Posted by billf on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 06:23:00 PST

Movin'

    Well, living off an unemployment check isn't going to last forever... hell, it doesn't last more than 26 weeks and I have almost eaten all that up, so I'm moving.I'm getting out of ...
Posted by billf on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 02:07:00 PST

Guess What Fuckers (part 2)!

    Ok boys and girls. Although I always imagined I should be one of the last people on the face of the earth to give a lesson in English, apparently there are people out there who's wr...
Posted by billf on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 02:52:00 PST