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optimus rhyme

More wild than a loose worm...

About Me

Click here to pick up Optimus Rhyme's new full-length album, School the Indie Rockers, at CDbaby.com. The first album is available here ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ....................................................Optimus Rhyme's mission is to thwart the Wackacon invasion of Planet Earth. Armed with lightning-fast lyrics and heavy hip-hop beats, Optimus Rhyme is redefining the hip-hop genre and taking the West Coast of the United States by storm. Instead of samples, Optimus Rhyme's beat technicians use live instruments to kick out simple yet addictive riffs. Rather than money and guns, MC Wheelie Cyberman's rhyme patterns focus on technology, science fiction and everyday life on Planet Earth.

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Member Since: 7/2/2005
Band Website: optimusrhyme.com
Band Members:
Influences:
Optimus Rhyme on YouTube.
Sounds Like: Buy our albums here...
Record Label: Narcofunk
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

lyrics! who’s writing these words?!

allies! long time, no post.  a friend just turned us on to this link to a lot wheelie's lyrics... http://lyricwiki.org/Optimus_Rhyme can't vouch that they are all right; i deal in sticks and thin...
Posted by optimus rhyme on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 10:02:00 PST

Sick Day Lyrics

Greetings Allies! Here's another batch of words for you to chomp on ... Sick Day   It was 1974. Young AutoBeat roll out the factory door. Fresh, clean, yeah man not a scratch. Indianapolis, i...
Posted by optimus rhyme on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 07:05:00 PST

Some songs write themselves &

MC ChipmunkWe know how you feel about these opening bands andYou think that they're leechin' and stealin' your fans manThat's a loser move, dude we all need support.MC Chipmunk's comin' up short.We me...
Posted by optimus rhyme on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 12:02:00 PST

AutoBeat Airbus Lyrics

At long last, the lyrics to AutoBeat Airbus are revealed!AutoBeat Lifestyle.AutoBeat allies roll, undercover bots ride in to the next rap show.Protecting you is what we do.Slide through the door, step...
Posted by optimus rhyme on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 12:02:00 PST

the end is nigh...

autobeat allies- it's hard to believe that another summer is drawing to a close.  many of us in the blustery pacific northwest feel it never really happened this year.  at any rate, its...
Posted by optimus rhyme on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 12:08:00 PST

summa summa summa time, summa time pt 2

Greetings Autobeat Allies! The Bee here, eschewing puny mortal virtues like sleep and respect for my human "day" job to reach out to you, my Autobeat constituents (yes, I feel I represent you in some...
Posted by optimus rhyme on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 04:17:00 PST

Summa summa summa time, summa time pt 1

"Summa time" is indeed time to sit back and unwind Mr. Smith. Driving at 2 MPH is a little dangerous for me though, even if everyone CAN see you. And what was that homophobic bit from "Too Damn Hype...
Posted by optimus rhyme on Tue, 29 May 2007 11:55:00 PST

Blog from beyond the grave

Hi ho, happy Stumblebee here, kicking back in the hive and reflecting on the tour. I hastily typed out a blog before our Knitting Factory appearance while Powerthighs tried to stuff all the towels in...
Posted by optimus rhyme on Thu, 03 May 2007 02:35:00 PST

From Bee to Thee

                 Greetings from  Vanna White  that is the vessel that delivers us from wild success to wild success acro...
Posted by optimus rhyme on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 04:22:00 PST

Mountain Time Time

And the adventure continues!  Here we are in Boulder squatting in a townhouse we wiggled and squirmed our way into, thanks to Wheelie's segmented annelid skills.  Tomorrow night we ride into...
Posted by optimus rhyme on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 12:27:00 PST