About Me

New Comedy Profile with BLOG's and all!

Here!

Schedule now only available at the comedy profile!

Tired of fighting the regular calendar!

My Interests

I love Wifey McClain. Also Anything with a ball (not balls)or a mic. 49ers, Giants, Kings! Going to the gym with my wife!

I'd like to meet:

Wifey McClain
The Party Brothers
Thursday Night Live!
Dana Moret

Ryan McClain

Jodi McClain

Aubree McClain
Mike Richardson
Matthew
Jordan
Dominique
FIVA

Sean Kent

Bert Kreischer

Papa Pulido

Shane P. Murphy

Gilson Lubin

Sarah Newell

Rick D'elia

Vic Dunlop

Kelly

Laughs Unlimited

Laughs Unlimited

Karyn

Music:

Frank Sinatra, Tupac, Al Green, M.C. Hammer, Aerosmith, NWA, ACDC, Britney Spears, Shakira, Sheryl Crow, Lionel Ritchie, Blue Magic, The Mannhattans, and pretty much any 70's R&B

Movies:

Goodfellas, Casino, Scarface, Anchorman, Dodgeball, Zoolander, A Few Good Men, Carlito's Way, Donnie Brasco, O' Brother Where Art Thou, I'm Gonna Get You Sucka, Happy Gilmore, Tommy Boy, Beverly Hills Ninja, Black Sheep, and several adult titles....

Television:

Cheers is the all time best House Law and Order SVU Jerricho Biggest Loser!!!

Books:

The ones with a lot of pictures. The big book, is that anything?

Heroes:

My Dad, Richard Pryor, Joe Montana, Barry Bonds, Jerry Rice, Mitch Richmond, Chris Webber, Bill Walsh, Ronnie Lott, Will Clark, Kevin Mitchell, Roger Craig, Maury Povich, Justin Timberlake, Abe Lincon, Frank Gore, Chris Farley, Will Farrell, Tina Fey, Butterbean, King Kong Bundy, a red basket, BertBertBert.com, Candace Cameron, Erik from "Biggest Loser" and Yul from "Survivor Cook Islands" and Panda's

My Blog

Barry Bonds

Barry Bonds The best baseball player ever. Period. What killed me after Barry broke the record on Tuesday night, was the reporters asking him if the record was tainted, or if the "controversial" re...
Posted by Human Tom McClain on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 03:47:00 PST

Big Man, Big Changes

I have created a new expectation of myself to live for my non-conceived kids. Last year a routine check-up slammed a huge number in my face 344! After looking down to see if the nurse had her foot on ...
Posted by Human Tom McClain on Thu, 17 May 2007 04:00:00 PST

This is really pathetic......

......but, if you opened this BLOG you are GAY! ...
Posted by Human Tom McClain on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 06:30:00 PST

Bad Day / Good Day? Thursday

Well, I guess yesterday was good and bad. I have developed a complex an indepth rating system for my day yesterday. -10 = Really Bad Moment / Day +10= Really Good Moment / Day I Hope you are in ...
Posted by Human Tom McClain on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 02:39:00 PST

Dissapointment

This is a bad man. You will read all about it in my next BLOG. This is a really bad person! Click Link above. Sorry, I don't have a better photo editor right now....
Posted by Human Tom McClain on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 02:28:00 PST

The King of Comedy

This was a sad week and hopefully the end of a sad year for comedy. Comedy lost it's reigning king Richard Pryor. Richard was the best comic of all time, bar none! From his material to his c...
Posted by Human Tom McClain on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 12:35:00 PST

Holy Smokes. I'm on myspace

I am not supposed to be here.
Posted by Human Tom McClain on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 03:49:00 PST