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pig & horse

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About Me


This is a story about a pig and a horse.The horse's story is an especially sad one,he was abandoned shorty after birth by a cruel woman named Camilla,who discovered she had been inpregnanted by her prize stallion after she fell in a freak accident during the Badminton Horse trials.Deeply ashamed she dumped the poor foul outside a Fresco as she had her sights set on a prince.After stacking shelves and living in the gutter he met a pig.Pig was born in a very small town called Barnstable,the son of a pig farmer.Pig had no desire to work on his fathers farm and had dreams of making it BIG in theatre,but with a terrible lisp and a bad case of touretts not to mention having a pigs head made it difficult to get a break.Down on his luck, pig got a job at Fresco as a trolley-dolly.


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AND AFTER MANY MANY ROUNDS-10 ROUNDS TO BE EXACT,IT SEEMS HORSE HAS ATTAINED VICTORY.And hed like to thank everyone who believed in him and voted in the poll.Everyone who voted for horse will recive their own share in a part of the MOON.xoxox

My Interests

PIG:bowling,porn,1800's guns,cider,being an eco warrior.HORSE:playing guitar hero on playstation,tiaras,graham norton,cage fighting.

I'd like to meet:

A BOXING MONKEY ,THE MAN WHO INVENTED BEER AND MINI SKIRTS...

Music:

PIG:every kind of house music ever.amy swinehouse my lover ohh i mean amy winehouse.HORSE:indiefolktechnoabbaclassics. GUNS & ROSES-welcome to the jungle. CAT STEVENS- sad lisa :( GIRLS ALOUD-

Movies:

PIG:Saw 1,2,3 (cameo role).Human traffic.HORSE:Scarface 2.Priscilla Queen Of The Dessert.Shaving ryans privates.

Television:

PIG:its a fad,it'll never take off.(im a proper thespain me..)HORSE:Graham nortons show and all the soaps.

Books:

PIG:Zoo magazine.Jordan by katie price amazing read,brilliant,genius,you know those books that just keep you riveted,cant put it down.im on my 10th reread its that good!HORSE:its hard to read when my eyes are on either side of my face jackass.

Heroes:

PIG:Keneth brannan,Larry flint,horse,dick turpin.HORSE:Graham Norton,Vince neil from motley crue,pig,hulk hogan.angus young

My Blog

Do i look like Fucking her off theIceland add? For fucks sake

I feel sick. some one grab a bucket quick..... I feel terrible, the shame, the sadness ridden shame, Today right i, i was just out shopping...get ting some fucking cheap cunting frozen battery farm ch...
Posted by pig & horse on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 11:40:00 PST

horsey horsey

i cant wait for the brits awards , i wish i was in the brits awards i could rock there cocks off on guitar hero , but unforunatley all your gonna get is Amy swinehouse, Girls aloud, and...
Posted by pig & horse on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 03:27:00 PST

I couldnt f.f.ffucking believe it

M m my 1st bbblog After reading a  advert in St,st,stStage magazine asking for p..p.p...people to audtion for p.pp.parts in Leicesters Haymarket Thearte n.n.n..new play...Little Ecco Warrior. I t...
Posted by pig & horse on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 08:14:00 PST