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He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" --- Dr. Johnson(H.S.T.)

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Abandon hope all ye who enter here...Just a tall,skinny,long-haired,guy with questionable vision requiring me to wear spectacles.I'm a backwoods dweller for the most part with an aversion to social gatherings.Well known for borderline psychotic,paranoid socio-political ramblings that seem to only make sense to me. I've been called a smart-ass and somewhat sarcastic but I can see why now and TRY not to be too acidic(I thank my daughter,Cat,for that).I DO have a good heart buried somewhere in there and a sense of humor that borders on the bizarre. I love to laugh uncontrollably but have a tendency to be a little dark sometimes. I've always been secretly in love with both Lily Munster AND Morticia Adams. Friends call me 'eccentric' but I don't think so.Gimme time. Fuck, I'm not old enough to be eccentric yet. Just moved to Oz. Lived the last 20 odd years Insane Diego and I miss IN-N-OUT BURGER! SONIC is good but can't hold a candle to IN-N-OUT URGE! Myspace Layouts

My Interests


What I dig. My daughter Cat(poor thing,huh?),my real cat Jinx,Texas Death Sentence(my band),making anyone spew liquid out their nose,strippers,black and white photography,rainbows,general chaos and disarray,Hooters,The Seven Deadly Sins,accelerated natural selection,thunderstorms,cereal,cemetaries,stuff squishing between my toes(even if I don't know what it is),chocolate,firearms,re-assembling stuff for fun after I've broken it for the same reason,practical and impractical jokes,racing,jalapenos,filmmaking,Halloween,public executions,reptiles,chicks with accents,chicks with guns,Popeye's chicken & biscuits,In-n-out Burger,making others uncomfortable,flowers,questioning authority,ice hockey,walking in the rain,football,motorcycles,road trips,scaring the crap out of someone,real Cajun,Thai and Mexican food,making stuff out of nothing,frisbee golf,concerts,the internet,hunting,bacon,Playstation2,hiking,swimming,watching movies especially horror and B-movies,playing guitar(6&12 string and bass),roughloudkinkynasty sex,green sticky dank,Jack Daniels,Jose Cuervo,Wild Turkey,Guinness Draught,explosives,old Volkswagens,reading,homemade napalm,watching my dumb-ass friends get hurt are all good.

I'd like to meet:


Buried at PhotoCasket Living and dead. Jesus(a.k.a. The Christ),Juliette Lewis definitely(BIG crush),Syd Barret,"Dimebag" Darrell Abbott,Dave Chappelle,Traci Lords,Jessica Alba,Charles Bukowski,R. Lee Ermey,David Lynch,Quentin Tarantino,Gen. George Patton,Chief Sitting Bull,Patty Hearst,Janis Joplin,Elisha Cuthbert, Charles Darwin,Vincent Price,Elizabeth Bathory,Rob & Sheri Moon Zombie,Frank Zappa,Ritchie Blackmore,Dr. Hunter S. Thompson,Jimmy Page,Marlon Brando,Randy Weaver(Remember Ruby Ridge!),Ho Chi Minh,Richard Pryor,Vladimir Lenin,Theodore Roosevelt,Adolf Hitler,Robert E. Lee,Che Guevara,Dave Attell,Keith Moon,Bruce Lee,Josef Stalin,Jimi Hendrix,Vampira,Tommy Chong,Christopher Walken,Elvira,Richard "Cheech" Marin,Robert Oppenhiemer,Jim Morrison,Geronimo,General "Stonewall" Jackson,Varg Vikernes,Charlie Sheen,Judas Iscariat,Zoe Bell,Oliver(that freaky man-chimp) and the guy who invented Frosted Mini-Wheats,among others. As for a woman, I've already met her. She is the love of my life. My one and only. She is my soulmate. She always has been and always will be.

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Television:

Yeah, I know.I just really dig the show so shut up.

My Blog

Re-post from my bro at StrangeWorld

The Horror Movie Character Survival Guide ..:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /> 1) When it seems that you've killed the monster, never check to see if it's really dead. 2) If you find that your house is built...
Posted by D on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 06:06:00 PST

Anticipating.

Wow it's been a while since I sat down and wrote one of these. I was looking back on the other things I wrote and the first ones were quite pissed off. A couple were just fucking rants and a couple I ...
Posted by D on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 04:43:00 PST

You know the feeling you get...

You know the feeling you get when you're walking barefoot in the grass? You know the feeling you get when you're day turns out perfect? You know the feeling you get when you see there IS enough milk f...
Posted by D on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 07:33:00 PST

Love and Cruel Fate

Life sure does take a drastic turnaround sometimes. One minute you’re trudging through the trenches utterly alone and the next your life is filled with the most insane happiness imaginable. Yet ...
Posted by D on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 07:40:00 PST

Just something

---UNTIL SHE’S DEAD--- Frozen inside she sits staring into space, Watching as all the stars fall, She does not care what others think, She doesn’t care at all, Ice-cold hands folded in her...
Posted by D on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 05:18:00 PST

SPIDER BABY

Once likened to " a television sitcom directed by Luis Bunuel", Jack Hill’s SPIDER BABY is probably the most bizarre of a number of offbeat, even experimental, mini-budget independent horror fil...
Posted by D on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 08:53:00 PST

So-called MySpace friends

Here we go! Man, you know, I thought I was a pretty good judge of character but I guess not. Or maybe it's just more difficult to read a person when they're basically faceless on a computer screen. Pe...
Posted by D on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 04:41:00 PST

Tattoos

Here we go again, Comrades! Y'know when I was a kid a tattoo meant something different than it does today. Don't get me wrong. I LIKE TATTOOS! Especially on some hot, slinky, nubile female body. ...
Posted by D on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 01:59:00 PST

Just wait, youngsters!

Here we go again. Is MySpace filled with nothing but pathetic little whiners who have barely finished sucking off mama’s tit yet? Just about every 20 something chick has got some issue. " I will...
Posted by D on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:54:00 PST

WHAT THE FUCK?

This is my first time doing this shit but I've found that once I start typing, the truth just seems to flow like a river. I need to get some shit off my chest and if I'm the only one that ever reads t...
Posted by D on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 07:41:00 PST