Is everyone on the planet in a freakin band? Jesus, People!!! Please stop mucking up the world with your own special version of alt rock... PLEASE!
Also, (and I'm not trying to be difficult here) if I see one more homo taking a picture of themselves in front of the Eiffel Tower, I'm taking the whole freakin structure down!
note to Homeland Security: The previous statement is what is known as 'sarcasm.' Us humans use it as a form of humor or to display annoyance in a socially acceptable manner. In an effort to save taxpayer dollars, i hereby request that you do not bug my various phones, peep in my various windows, or prod me in my various orifices. I also further request that, my bank accounts (however unimpressive) remain unfrozen and my friends (however filthy and awful) remain unquestioned.
I'd like to meet any person just barely clinging onto reality. anyone with a decent sense of humor who likes to have fun. must have the ability to be serious and absurd almost simultaneously. Smart/witty is nice - personality counts for shit-tons - freak shows and perverts. Or..... how bout fun people with an odd sense of humor, people in my area who like going out, live shows, etc. Go ahead and message me - i solemnly swear to refrain from getting stabby or slicey... it'll be hard, but somehow I'll manage.!
I really just enjoy people, so go ahead and hit me up.... or do nothing and die old and alone in some nursing home with a tube jammed in your nose and some fat, rat-haired nurse changing your diapers and feeding you some form of beige paste while you recall younger, more vibrant days that you squandered away thinking that you had everything under control and on track towards some great end that never came to be.... I'm also a motivational speaker.
Oh, also anyone who loves to play pinball!
all over the place with the exception of bubble gum pop and the like. mainly rock (indie/alt), electronic, industrial, funk, old punk... pretty varied.
random entries:
Pixies
RevCo
My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
Postal Service
Flaming Lips
Ceasars
Ministry
Autolux
Jane's Addiction
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
Tahiti 80
Cornelius
The Ponys
Charlatans UK
Stone Roses
Neutral Milk Hotel
Misfits
Beastie Boys
Air
Yo La Tengo
Galaxie 500
The Russian Futurists
The Racconteurs
Clinic
Sonic Youth
RJD2
Thunderbirds Are Now!
Ned's Atomic Dustbin
Pop Will Eat Itself
PJ Harvey
!!!
Out Hud
TV on the Radio
Wesley Willis (RIP)
Modest Mouse
Hank III
Velocity Girl
The Works
L7
Curve
Ted Leo
Libertines
Nirvana
Johnny Cash (RIP)
Orb
Chemical Bros
Orbital
Underworld
Of Montreal
The Knife
Sister Machine Gun
Die Warzau
most all Wax Trax releases
Psychic TV
this could go on for some time......
oh god. again, all over the place. love christopher guest, terry gilliam, john waters, tim burton, wes anderson, drop dead gorgeous, better off dead, sugar and spice, run lola run, godfather 1&2, office space, dirty rotten scoundrels, being john malkovich, the 5000 fingers of Dr. T, ... could go on for days - anything with Chistopher Walken in full form.... anything offbeat is good.
Simpsons, Family Guy, The Adult Swim Comedy Line-Up, Futurama, Daily Show, Colbert, Discovery Channel, The Earl/Office Hour, news. news. news.
not too many - the TV beckons me and i have not the will to disobey... but: Sedaris, Douglass Adams, Political books, but laziness grips me constantly.
I have no response to that.