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Pete

Jerk

About Me

"I'd much rather be happy than right any day."
"Well, are you?"
"No. That's where it falls down, of course."


So... Hi!
hmmmm.... what about me then? Well, I'm like Pond Water - Stagnant, but not wholly unpleasant.

I enjoy fun. I enjoy couches. I am easily annoyed by stupidity. Bourbon is awesome. I have been staying home a lot lately. I've been rather lazy. I need a nap. I like short, declarative sentences.

I like to; see as many shows as I can (the smaller the venue the better), slaughter entire civilizations, spend weeks on end naked/fetal/weeping in the corner, dress up animals in funny-looking outfits, then send them out to dinner at fancy restaurants...

I try to not be too serious most of the time and i guess am just looking for cool folks...

MC900ft Jesus- BUT IF YOU GO

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Is everyone on the planet in a freakin band? Jesus, People!!! Please stop mucking up the world with your own special version of alt rock... PLEASE!

Also, (and I'm not trying to be difficult here) if I see one more homo taking a picture of themselves in front of the Eiffel Tower, I'm taking the whole freakin structure down!

note to Homeland Security: The previous statement is what is known as 'sarcasm.' Us humans use it as a form of humor or to display annoyance in a socially acceptable manner. In an effort to save taxpayer dollars, i hereby request that you do not bug my various phones, peep in my various windows, or prod me in my various orifices. I also further request that, my bank accounts (however unimpressive) remain unfrozen and my friends (however filthy and awful) remain unquestioned.

I'd like to meet any person just barely clinging onto reality. anyone with a decent sense of humor who likes to have fun. must have the ability to be serious and absurd almost simultaneously. Smart/witty is nice - personality counts for shit-tons - freak shows and perverts. Or..... how bout fun people with an odd sense of humor, people in my area who like going out, live shows, etc. Go ahead and message me - i solemnly swear to refrain from getting stabby or slicey... it'll be hard, but somehow I'll manage.!

I really just enjoy people, so go ahead and hit me up.... or do nothing and die old and alone in some nursing home with a tube jammed in your nose and some fat, rat-haired nurse changing your diapers and feeding you some form of beige paste while you recall younger, more vibrant days that you squandered away thinking that you had everything under control and on track towards some great end that never came to be.... I'm also a motivational speaker.

Oh, also anyone who loves to play pinball!

Music:

all over the place with the exception of bubble gum pop and the like. mainly rock (indie/alt), electronic, industrial, funk, old punk... pretty varied.

random entries:
Pixies
RevCo
My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
Postal Service
Flaming Lips
Ceasars
Ministry
Autolux
Jane's Addiction
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
Tahiti 80
Cornelius
The Ponys
Charlatans UK
Stone Roses
Neutral Milk Hotel
Misfits
Beastie Boys
Air
Yo La Tengo
Galaxie 500
The Russian Futurists
The Racconteurs
Clinic
Sonic Youth
RJD2
Thunderbirds Are Now!
Ned's Atomic Dustbin
Pop Will Eat Itself
PJ Harvey
!!!
Out Hud
TV on the Radio
Wesley Willis (RIP)
Modest Mouse
Hank III
Velocity Girl
The Works
L7
Curve
Ted Leo
Libertines
Nirvana
Johnny Cash (RIP)
Orb
Chemical Bros
Orbital
Underworld
Of Montreal
The Knife
Sister Machine Gun
Die Warzau
most all Wax Trax releases
Psychic TV
this could go on for some time......

Movies:

oh god. again, all over the place. love christopher guest, terry gilliam, john waters, tim burton, wes anderson, drop dead gorgeous, better off dead, sugar and spice, run lola run, godfather 1&2, office space, dirty rotten scoundrels, being john malkovich, the 5000 fingers of Dr. T, ... could go on for days - anything with Chistopher Walken in full form.... anything offbeat is good.

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, The Adult Swim Comedy Line-Up, Futurama, Daily Show, Colbert, Discovery Channel, The Earl/Office Hour, news. news. news.

Books:

not too many - the TV beckons me and i have not the will to disobey... but: Sedaris, Douglass Adams, Political books, but laziness grips me constantly.

Heroes:

I have no response to that.

My Blog

Stallone Attacks Mexican Border Fence

MEXICO CITY (AP) -- Sylvester Stallone defended boxing, praised the hard work of Mexicans and dished out some jabs against U.S. plans to build a wall on its southern border, as the 60-year-old actor v...
Posted by Pete on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 12:39:00 PST

people who need jobs can SUCK MY DICK

this has nothing to do with anyone on here, but i need to vent in an outlet that won't get me fired:yes.... SUCK MY DICK! i am so sick of dumbshits who contact me to find them a job, then when i get t...
Posted by Pete on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 12:48:00 PST

Unlimited Power Source - Must harness now!

    Bush: U.S. on Verge of Energy Breakthrough   MILWAUKEE (AP) - Saying the nation is on the verge of technological breakthroughs that would "startle" most Americans, President Bush o...
Posted by Pete on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 09:34:00 PST

It's not the tree's fault that you fear its shadow

I have fucking had it with the religious right, but its difficult to articulate the reasons why: - is it their virtual contempt of knowledge? - is it their ego-centric worldview? - is it that Jesus wo...
Posted by Pete on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 12:15:00 PST

Truck of Cognac Stolen

Thief Makes Off with Truckload of Cognac LONDON (Nov. 30) - British police were searching for 85,000 pounds worth of fine cognac on Tuesday after a French truck driver was robbed as he slept in his ...
Posted by Pete on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 10:46:00 PST

Pandemic, In Shades of Red......

President Bush's pandemic flu response plan is a menu of hard choices the country will have to make in the event of an outbreak, setting out who will get scarce vaccines and influenza drugs first and ...
Posted by Pete on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 09:57:00 PST

Groping... For The Common Good

I sat tonight watching some news program with Diane Sawyer. It doesnt really matter which one it was.  The entire hour was about how large-breasted grad students were able to get access to nucle...
Posted by Pete on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 09:50:00 PST

Bush Pleads with UN... "Take Spotlight Off of My Fuck-Ups"

UNITED NATIONS (Sept. 14) - Before skeptical world leaders, President Bush on Wednesday urged compassion for the needy and pressed the global community to "put the terrorists on notice" by cracking do...
Posted by Pete on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 12:12:00 PST

Bush Puts Round Peg in Square Hole, Gets Juicebox

US PRESIDENT George W. Bush put a brave face on the difficulties in reaching agreement on an Iraqi constitution, comparing it to the problems of the founders of America's democracy more than 200 years...
Posted by Pete on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 11:56:00 PST

Bush Nominates Satan for Supreme Court Vacancy

(Washington DC) - Today, in a surprise Rose Garden address, President George W Bush put forth his nomination to replace Justice O'Connor ont he Supreme Court.   (address transcript below) &n...
Posted by Pete on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST