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Eric

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About Me

I am always on the eternal pursuit of happiness.....
If it's fun, I'll sure be there. I like fun.
I give hand-jobs for crack.
I'm shy, even though most people don't believe me.
Star Jones makes me wet.

My Interests


Germany
XboX
Trance
Trip-Hop
Hard House
Gabber
Hardcore
Bacardi Superior
Dead Hookers
Computers
DJ's
Clubs
Soccer
Tennis
Boating
Camping
Jetskiing

I'd like to meet:

Kim Jong Il.. so we can sport oversized sunglasses, wear platform shoes, and drink Cognac like its going out of style.. all while discussing World Affairs.

Music:

311
AIR
Alice in Chains
APHEX TWIN
Aphrodite
Atomic Babies
Bile
Bjork
Bloodhound Gang
BLUE OYSTER CULT
Bone Thugs ~N~ Harmony
Busta Rhymes
COLDPLAY
DAFT PUNK
Deadsy
Deftones
Delta 9
Digweed
Dj Polywog
D.O.A.
ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA
Enya
Fischerspooner
FLEETWOOD MAC
Front Line Assembly
GARBAGE
Goldie
Hanzel Und Gretyl
Heart
Hole
Human League
INTERPOL
Jem
Keane
KMFDM
Kraftwerk
Led Zeppelin
Low Frequency Oscillation
LORDS OF ACID
MADONNA
Marilyn Manson
MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE
Mono
Nerf Herder
Neophyte
Nightmares On Wax
Nine Inch Nails
NOTORIOUS B.I.G.
OUTKAST
Ozzy
Paul Elstak
Paul Oakenfold
PEACHES
PINK FLOYD
PORTISHEAD
Rabbit in the Moon
Radiohead
Rage Against the Machine
ROTTERDAM TERROR CORPS
SMASHING PUMPKINS
Sneaker Pimps
SNOOP DOGG
Stabbing Westward
STONE TEMPLE PILOTS
Sunny Day Real Estate
T.A.T.U.
The Cars
THE CRANBERRIES
The Doors
The Red Krayola
The Who
THOMPSON TWINS
TOOL
Too $hort
Tori Amos
Tricky
TRINA
Underworld
WHITE ZOMBIE

Movies:

weekend at bernie's, american beauty, the matrix, 200 cigarettes, the goonies, the rules of attraction, clockwork orange, full metal jacket, the virgin suicides, slc punk, welcome to the dollhouse, but i'm a cheerleader, underworld, election, cruel intentions, liquid sky, high art, A.I., fight club, old school, cheech & chong, super troopers, harold & kumar go to white castle, friday, half baked, saving grace, the birds, 9 to 5, don't be a menace, the ring, the neverending story, sixteen candles, the princess bride, the crow, leaving & loathing in las vegas, fast times at ridgemont high, american psycho, groove, go, sleepy hollow, scary movie, date movie, not another teen movie, cider house rules, y tu mama tambien, the dreamers, the banger sisters, a beautiful thing, the breakfast club, halloween, piranah, muriel's wedding, desperately seeking susan, xanadu, the wall, re-animator, office space, taboo, debbie does dallas, loose ends (i love bad 70's porn), meet the fockers, monty python, anything on mystery science theater 3000...

Television:

CNN, The First 48, Chappelle's Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Boondocks, Robot Chicken, Happy Tree Friends, David and the Gnomes, Aeon Flux

My Blog

Best TV Show Ever.

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Posted by Eric on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:28:00 PST

It's like shootin' Liberals

Cheney Accidentally Shoots Hunter in Texas Sunday, February 12, 2006 WASHINGTON  Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and injured a man during...
Posted by Eric on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 02:22:00 PST

Dear Red States:

We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsi...
Posted by Eric on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 09:00:00 PST

When Rodent's Attack

Sunday, January 08, 2006 FORT SUMNER, N.M.   A mouse got its revenge against a homeowner who tried to dispose of it in a pile of burning leaves. The blazing crea...
Posted by Eric on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 05:47:00 PST

Drunken 2 Year Old?

PATCHOGUE, N.Y. - A 37-year-old man was charged with child endangerment after one of two toddlers he was baby-sitting was found drunk, authorities said. Suffolk County sheriffs deputies investigating...
Posted by Eric on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 04:58:00 PST

46-Year-Old Reportedly Trying To Convert Lions To Christianity

POSTED: 3:27 pm EST November 3, 2004 UPDATED: 4:59 pm EST November 3, 2004 A man was attacked and injured after jumping into a lion's den at the Taipei Zoo and trying to convert the lions to Chris...
Posted by Eric on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

600lbs Woman Dies Attached to Couch

STUART, Fla. (AP) -- A dramatic rescue ended tragically in Stuart, Florida, a rescue so difficult firefighters say they have never seen anything like it. It happened late Tuesday night and early We...
Posted by Eric on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Man Fatally Bitten by Sexually Aroused Horse

Mon May 10, 9:48 AM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters WARSAW (Reuters) - A sexually excited stallion bit a Polish man to death when he tried to calm the beast, which had become uncontrollably aroused ...
Posted by Eric on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Passion of the Bunny

U.S. National - AP GLASSPORT, Pa. - First, the Passion of the Christ. Now, the torment of the Easter Bunny?   It may not have been as gruesome as Mel Gibson's movie, but many parent...
Posted by Eric on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Big Pimpin, $pendin G's @ Wal-Mart

COVINGTON, Ga. - A woman was caught trying to use a fake $1 million bill to buy $1,675 worth of merchandise at a Wal-Mart, and was later found with two more of the bills in her purse, police said. ...
Posted by Eric on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST