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Im Addicted To Porn And I Masturbate Constantly

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About Me

Every night I go to bed with a stuffed ALF doll&Every morning I wake up totally unsatisfiedI'm back in training with my buddy at the gym. It's a great outlet and a positive influence! We rock climb, run marathons, and save the world. It's cool.I don't work that much and don't ever plan to. It gets in the way of things I'd rather be doing. Plus I can't seem to find a boss that doesn't mind my frequent trips to California. But I do work at least one day a week...sometimes. I do physical and occupational in-home therapy for people with disabilites. I dream to one day lay down the ground work for an international non-profit. Tomarrow I'll dream something else, but yesterdays dreams will still remain fresh in my mind!I dedicate 90% of myself to a good cause called Africa. The other 10% usually just gets lost somewhere in the chaos. It works it'self out. I'm the Regional Outreach Coordinator (ROC) for a sweetass 501(c)3 non-profit known as The MDC. We have a very LARGE international network of surgeons & doctors that travel the globe on humanitarian aid missions. It's basically fucking amazing and way better than anything else!I produce concerts and art shows, I organize political rallys, events, seminars and speaking forums. On weekends I lobby congress, which I hate...congress that is, not lobbying! I travel, I meet bands, business owners and community leaders. I work with a badass magazine known as DETOUR www.myspace.com/detourmag, they present our events. I see kickass shows at kickass venues for free and I meet HELLA COOL people and then introduce them to other HELLA COOL people! I couldn't think of anything better to be doing with my spare time, and it's for a good cause!I like hot, sunny, beach filled days and bonfire lit night skies; the aroma of hot dogs and smores, skunked beer and cheep pot; big parties on big sand dunes when everyone's trippin' on shrooms; Extreme physical exertion...of the good variety...never ending best friends forever, across the state or country or world, wherever. Big FATASS fillet mijons wrapped in bacon, sublime and dunham lake, modest mouse and river rain, bon jovi and the arbor vitae, 80 degree Brighton boat christenings on fridays; my love, my life, my world, my friends and family, I adore you all!

My Interests

So Easy, No Wonder Mike is ..1.

In Order From Top to Bottom1) Sex 2) House Parties, Sandy Beaches, Mud Football at Kensington, IM West

Behold the Power of Mike

A Finger of Mike is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat

Music:

The Used, Motion City Soundtrack, My Chemical Romance, Kate Nash, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Fall Out Boy, Coheed & Cambria, Bad Religion, Cold Play, Garbage, Greenday, The New Amsterdams, Incubus, Matt Kearny, Oasis, Sublime, Stroke 9, Weezer, The Offspring, Beck, Aesop Rock, Counting Crows, Jimmy Eat World, Outkast, Jack Johnson, Local H, Sneaker Pimps, Reel Big Fish, Less Than Jake, The Killers, Bon Jovi, The All American Rejects, The White Stripes, The Go, The Banditos, Nirvanna, Morningwood, The Amity Front, Johnny Cash

Movies:

Mean Girls, 300, Igby Goes Down, The Beach, Cruel Intentions, Saved By The Bell

Moving at the Speed of Mike

Television:

The Real O.C....just playin!T.V. wasted your life!

Sweet as the Moment When the Mike Went "Pop"

Ribbed For Her Mike

Books:

The Ultimate Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy The New York Times Anything Professor Posner Assigns To Me

When You've Got Mike, Flaunt It

Heroes:

Douglas Adams, Courtany Hough, my father, my mother, and my grandparents.Is sex an addiction?

Love At First Mike.

The Curiously Strong Mike.

My Blog

Get your 4yr-degree in FaceBookology at home today!

Putting your best Facebook forward By Stephanie Rosenbloom New York Times News Service .. --> Blurb: How do you present the ideal "you" to a huge online audience &8212; and what if your idea of idea...
Posted by Im Addicted To Porn And I Masturbate Constantly on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 01:25:00 PST

Be Sure To Never Mix Up Your Right Foot With Your Left!

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Posted by Im Addicted To Porn And I Masturbate Constantly on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 06:04:00 PST

I use mouthwash

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Posted by Im Addicted To Porn And I Masturbate Constantly on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 10:00:00 PST

Run Baby Run

Can you guys hardly wait for summer or what?...
Posted by Im Addicted To Porn And I Masturbate Constantly on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 05:50:00 PST

The Devil and My Family

The Devil and My FamilyAnd Joseph stood on a crooked stool, which in turn stood on an even more crooked deck, which stood on a backyard in suburban Pennsylvania as Grandfather crouched in the woods be...
Posted by Im Addicted To Porn And I Masturbate Constantly on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 09:39:00 PST

You gonna laugh until you poop/fart

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHbYTm8U1v8...
Posted by Im Addicted To Porn And I Masturbate Constantly on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 12:43:00 PST

"You will not be in a position to lead until your life is worth following"

"You will not be in a position to lead until your life is worth following"If I could offer one piece of advise..Wear sunscreenIf I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would beit. Th...
Posted by Im Addicted To Porn And I Masturbate Constantly on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 06:16:00 PST

Does anybody else have this problem?

Text messages exchanged between my ex-best friend and I this morning:Him: I'm finally making good decisions...being around good people. And I have some self-esteem, thank the Lord. And I wanted to tha...
Posted by Im Addicted To Porn And I Masturbate Constantly on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 03:56:00 PST

Barak Obama is NOT Black!!

While angrily hacking away on the Google search engine due to my frustration from listening to Barak Obama's wife speak about her husbands "Blackness", I came acrossed a blog about Obama that stated: ...
Posted by Im Addicted To Porn And I Masturbate Constantly on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 07:35:00 PST

Profootball?

Fucking Blows!!...how about next year you take all of the players off of the field and have them play on the L.A. freeway instead......now THAT would be entertaining!
Posted by Im Addicted To Porn And I Masturbate Constantly on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 07:21:00 PST