Ryan - ProfilesArchive

About Me

If I were an animal I would be a squirrel. Nothing could be better than frolicing around in trees and grass with your only concern being how to get fat enough to hibernate for the stupid winter season. Their only downfall is that they can't learn the simple lesson of avoiding automobiles. You would figure seeing their friends repeatedly run over would spark some kind of alert. But no. Nonetheless, they truly have the best life of them all. I hate nuclear power. It makes my life miserable. Sure it is a great source of energy and is good for blowing up large cities, but I don't like it. Nuetrons are not fun. They are stupid.

My Interests

I enjoy a nice, ice cold manhattan or gin and tonic. Anything after that will probably intrest me in one way or another.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Willy Wonka. I really want my very own Chocolate Factory.I would like to meet the fat little squirrel that wanders around my house and in my garbage. He is welcome to come in for a warm meal and a drink or two. It can be rough out there all by yourself.

Music:

Avenged Sevenfold, Muse, Shiny Toy Guns, Radiohead, Interpol, System of a Down, Iron Maiden, Green Day, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Stone Temple Pilots, The Cure, Depeche Mode, INXS, Duran Duran, Huey Lewis, Escaping Silence

Movies:

Trainspotting, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Tombstone, 300, Big Fish, Vanilla Sky, Interview with the Vampire, A Clockwork Orange, Dazed and Confused, Animal House, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Television:

Lost, Kids in the hall, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Reno 911, South Park, Transformers, He-Man, Thundercats

Books:

Reactor Plant Manuals

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Heroes:

My idol, rolemodel, and hero.