Dating a 23 year old. |
When you are a 37 year old man here are a few things you should know about going out with a girl who was born in 1984.She will not pick up on your constant subtle Brady Bunch references.She will think...
Posted by Joshua. on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 09:25:00 PST |
A proud day for half black/half white americans. |
Huzzah mullatoes of the liberated colonies! Huzzah! Hallelujah!Today a white black man is the frontrunner in the presidential election.All across the states oreos everywhere are chilling sparking wine...
Posted by Joshua. on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 01:55:00 PST |
Debbie Harry, I love you. |
So it was about ten or twelve years ago. I was at Don Hills again, that ratrap faggot cage, for some reason or another. I believe I was there with Johnny McNabb on a pussy hunt. I was in a large crow...
Posted by Joshua. on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 03:42:00 PST |
Current lack of poontang in my life. |
As of this ten o'clock this morning it has been nearly 53 hours since I last got laid. I can feel the violent anarchy of panic begin to simmer in my blood. What cruel act have I perpetrated against th...
Posted by Joshua. on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 10:51:00 PST |
On white men/asian women. |
I go to quite a few cocktail parties these days. It is amazing to me how you can put three drinks in any white girl (age range: 25-40) and they will eventually start ragging at the inevitable appearan...
Posted by Joshua. on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 05:54:00 PST |
Man, I hate your art. |
Well, that's some kind of painting you dud there. Some painting! I like what you did with the...the paint...on that part...there.It has so much, ummm, perspective.That sure is a painting. Uh, nice sig...
Posted by Joshua. on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 10:10:00 PST |
I am one uptight dude. |
I've never had a wet dream. Sure I've sex dreams but never one where I woke up with man-mousse or dried homunculi on my thighs. Weird, right? Or is it? Never talked about it much anyone else.When I sp...
Posted by Joshua. on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 09:21:00 PST |
Thirteen of the thousands of reasons why I am so uncool. |
1. I know the name of every Laurel and Hardy short.2. I have also been lukewarm on the beatles.3. I can't smoke reefer without getting paranoid, jumpy, and violent.4. I tuck my shirts in.5. I make fun...
Posted by Joshua. on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 08:40:00 PST |
Advanced spiritual awareness through the acts of fucking, combat, and artistic expression. |
Maybe I am a horrible, useless person. Occasionally the thought glides through my mind. Whatever, it doesn't make much difference in the world one way or another. Unless I did something really spectac...
Posted by Joshua. on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 07:36:00 PST |
What the fuck? |
Why spend even seconds of your life reading my lame drivel?I hereby command you to stop reading this at once, exit your safe little home, and live.So it has been written!!!
Posted by Joshua. on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 07:43:00 PST |
