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Sweez

Where the Hell did I put my Pants?

About Me

I'm Sweez. I like beer, sex, and heavy metal. The cheaper the beer, the longer the sex, the heavier the metal the better. I like zombies alot. I play music, I currently play drums for "Wolfman Flanders." 10 years experience at bass if someone needs a bassist. I like basketball, and football. I drive a minivan because I like being creepy. I also like kicking the shit out of people that had it comming. That is all. Free Demonic layouts at SatanSpace.com

My Interests

Death, Sex, Beer, Music, Pain, Love, Hackysack, Basketball, Football, Tipping Stuff Over, Running from Cops, Pretending I'm Blind, Hot Ass Goth Chicks, Living Fast and Dying Young, Girls who want to make 13.50 an hour the "Hard Way"

I'd like to meet:

anyone except for guys that think im cute

Music:

Frankenstein Drag Queens from Planet 13, Wednesday 13, Murderdolls, Slayer, Pantera, Black Sabbath, Type O Negative, Iron Maiden, Cradle of Filth, Deicide, Lamb of God, Megadeth, Mushmouth, Sepultura, Kiss, Alice Cooper Evergreen Terrace, Testament, The Crown, White Zombie, Poison, Motley Crue, Skid Row, (oh yeah cock rock rocks!) Misfits, G.G. Allan, DANZIG, eh mainly metal, and punk.

Movies:

Eh, too many to mention, except porn

Television:

eh don't get much time for that, but mostly simpsons and Conan O'Brian

Books:

well besides those lovely born again Christian pamphlets you find at the train station, theres only one book that you can ever need....

Heroes:

aw jeez, i guess my dad since he put up with my shit after all these years. It's really hard to tell a Major in the Army that you wanna grow your hair long and play heavy ass music

My Blog

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Posted by Sweez on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 08:54:00 PST

Im Sick and sad cause i gotta get drunk for the 31'st

Yeah im sick, and it anit cool, i think that bastard Bear gave me more than just some crabs, im coughing up nasty shit, sneezing like i did coke for the first time, and my body feels like the day afte...
Posted by Sweez on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST