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Val Halla

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About Me

I was born from the blood soaked soil of the battle fields of the northern vale, and taken on high by valkyries riding black wolves to the hall of the chosen slain. There I was armed for battle, and rode the storm down on wheels of fire. I will play roller derby until Odin summons me for Ragnarok.I also like dark chocolate and midnight walks on a moon lit beach.I'm Val Halla, #17 of the Heavy Metal Hookers. Team of the Philly Roller Girls. Philadelphia's all girl roller derby league. Proud members of the Womens Flat Track Derby Association. You're jealous. When I'm not kicking ass on the track, I'm doing amazing things!! Like still kicking ass!! I kick ass all the damn time. And I have an amazing boyfriend, so that sucks for you because you're jealous. But its good for me because we rule together!.. ..
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My Interests

ROLLER DERBY!!! beer, my boyfriend, punk, beer, chinese food, kicking ass, rum, pirates, rockabilly, guys with big sideburns, metal, heavy metal, when i make people bleed, kegs of beer, cheese, comics, horror movies, burritos, the hooch, free things, ninjas, robots, robot ninjas, robot ninja pirates, dead stuff, my cat, tattoos, video games, the number of the beast, beer, your mom, 80's music, 80's stuff, a clockwork orange, absinthe, action figures, adult swim, against all authority, agnostic front, alcohol, army of darkness, art, batman, beer, black, blanks 77, blitz, blood and gore, boondock saints, boots, booze, bouncing souls, broken hearts, bruce campbell, cartoons, catch 22, cemeteries, chai tea, cheap trick, cheese, choking victim, cocksparrer, coffee, comic books, conan o'brien, daggers, darkness, dead empty, death, descendants, dethklok, devi, dexter, donnie darko, drawing, drinking booze, dr. strange, eyeliner, eyeshadow, flogging molly, free stuff, full metal alchemist, gargoyles, gettin drunk, ghost stories, ghosts, green lantern, green arrow, guitar, guitar wolf, guns n roses, guns on the run, halloween, happy noodle boy, harley quinn, haunted houses, i feel sick, i-95, inuyasha, iron maiden, jack-o-lanterns, jensimms, johnny the homicidal maniac, kevin smith movies, kid dynamite, king diamond, knives, lightning storms, lipstick, lord of the rings, low budgets, lower class brats, lower east side stitches, makeup, manowar, metal, metalocolypse, misfits, nancy collins, nekromantics, nightmare before christmas, operation ivy, oxymoron, pain, partisans, philadelphia, philly roller girls, philly shreds, plaid, plow united, protagonist, razors, red, road trips, roller derby, shows, ska, smashing pumpkins, sonja blue, spider-man, stars, sticks and stones, stigmata, suicide machines, swords, tattoo art, tattooing, tattoos, texas chainsaw massacre, the adicts, the boils, the buisness, the cure, the forgotten, the huntingtons, the joker, the pietasters, the pixies, the ray gradys, the silmarillion, the slaughter house, the specials, the stray cats, the unseen, the young ones, tim burton movies, toy dollz, toys, vampires, violent society, weapons, weezer, writing, x-men, zombies

I'd like to meet:

People who don't suck that will come to my bout and watch me kill bitches.AND ANYONE THAT CAN DO THIS!! DETHKLOK RULES!!!!MURDERFACE!!!its cool because its hooker colored!!!

Music:

Punk, Hardcore, Metal, Heavy Metal, Rock and/or Roll, Grindcore Rockabilly, Psychobilly, and a slew of others that i don't feel like remembering....

Movies:

Horror, action/adventure, scifi, fantasy... yeah thats about it. i'm a HUGE geek.

Television:

Motherfuckin Food Network runs my life! Ghost Hunters, Heroes, Dexter, and of course quality Adult Swim programming....

Books:

i read a lot... and i can tell you they all fit under 3 categories: horror, fantasy/adventure, and comics

Heroes:

Bruce Campbell (even in the Old Spice commercials), Dexter, Batman, and Hal Jordan.

My Blog

Heavy Metal Hookers vs. Charm City’s Junkyard Dolls!!!

Expo Bout Recap: PRG Heavy Metal Hookers 91, CCRG Junkyard Dolls 88 Posted by Justice Feelgood Marshall on January 29th, 2008 FEASTERVILLE, PA  An intense back-and-forth exhibition battle between C...
Posted by Val Halla on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 06:21:00 PST

Heavy Metal Hookers vs. Philthy Britches. Sept. 15th Bout.

By Statisfyer and Zombie Licious (SORRY GUYS!!! i'm lazy!!)     As football fans celebrated the kickoff to the gridiron season, baseball fans counted down to the playoffs, and basketball an...
Posted by Val Halla on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 12:30:00 PST

Hookers vs. Honeys Bout recap... yes, months later..

there's a lot to write, and i don't remember much, since i'm finally getting around to it. but instead of me trying to write it, why not you just watch it?? http://www.philebrity.tv/2007/05/22/philly-...
Posted by Val Halla on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 01:23:00 PST

The East Coast Derby Extravaganza!!

if you didn't go to this (and no one i know did, except for the lord beard) you should have. it was friggin amazing!! 20 leagues from all over the east coast, joining together under one roof (actually...
Posted by Val Halla on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 03:16:00 PST

First Annual Snow Brawl!!

It was an awesome party! very awesome. you should have went. i got all dolled up (except i painted most of my body stark white... cuz i'm secretly goth. this turned out to be a HUGE mistake in the end...
Posted by Val Halla on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 03:21:00 PST

Heavy Metal Hookers vs. Hostile City Honeys

this was probably the best matched bout of the season. not to mention, this was by far more brutal than any of the other bouts we played this season. every one of us skated our hearts out and it show...
Posted by Val Halla on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 08:12:00 PST

one of the ONLY times i'll EVER fill out a quiz on myspace....

i stole this from Mo Pain.... oh well. boredom prevails...   What league do you belong to:Philly Roller GirlsWhat is your Derby name:Val HallaHow did you pick your name:literally, thought of it, ...
Posted by Val Halla on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 05:27:00 PST

Heavy Metal Hookers vs. The Philthy Britches

geez, where to start?i had just written out a preview of last nights bout and accidentally hit the cancel button at the bottom. myspace is really fucking lame and i hate it. just that we're clear, i'm...
Posted by Val Halla on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 10:57:00 PST

HEAVY METAL HOOKERS FIRST BOUT!!!

so, if you weren't there to witness the action... then you're a pussy and i hate you. actually, i shouldn't even tell you how it went. i should let you suffer not knowing.but i'm a nice gal. so i'll g...
Posted by Val Halla on Tue, 16 May 2006 10:42:00 PST

OH SHIT!!! SERIOUSLY, HERE'S THE LINK TO THE TRASHLIGHT VISION VIDEO!!!!

WATCH THE TRASHLIGHT VISION VIDEO I'M IN!!!!!!its insane.... you get to see my dumb face... faith is in it a lot. duh.but the fight between faith and tania on the floor looks brutal.oh the fame!!!...
Posted by Val Halla on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 01:16:00 PST