You need to get your act together.
Wino, pirate, punk rocker, vegetarian, bibliophile, feminist, headbanger, jerk, viking.
I've played in some bands: Another Oppressive System , Dissystema , Violation and Nightfall. Sometimes I write about my pretentious musical tastes for mxdwn.com .
God I think I'm hilarious.
rockin out, nature, beards, hills, vegetables, worshiping seitan, Ghengis Khan, bloody marys, trees, climbing trees, hugging trees, eating the shit out of vegetarian food, pirates, zombies, vikings, minty fresh breath, bikes, circlepits, little green army men, tasteless haircuts, exploring urban wastelands, drinking wine, DIY or DIE!!!!
grasshoppers.
ghosts.
anyone who is developing a male oral contraceptive.
people who don't really ever worry about things.
...and anyone who knows what I'm talking about.
Born Dead Icons, Hellshock, Lip Cream, Amebix, Haitus, Doom, Discharge, Melvins, Meat Puppets, Wipers, Gang of Four, Joy Division, Killing Joke, From Ashes Rise, Tragedy, Anti-Cimex, Harum Scarum, His Hero is Gone, No Sanctuary, the Total End, Diallo, Dead Kennedys, Crucial Unit, Crow, Bastard, Judgement, Team Dresch, Unwound, R.A.M.B.O., Remains of the Day, Endless Nightmare, React, Nausea, Deathside, Wolfpack/Wolfbrigade, State of Fear, Axegrinder, World Burns to Death, Asta Kask, Strebers, Post Regiment, Heartwork, the Execute, Deceiving Society, Contrast Attitude, Defector, Gloom, Skitkids, Skitsystem, Liberate, Moskwa, Nux Vomica, Concrete Sox, Direct Control, No Hope For the Kids
Carcass, Bathory, Venom, Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Thin Lizzy, Wishbone Ash, Sir Lord Baltimore, Sleep, Electric Wizard, Immortal, Ulver, Dark Throne, Emperor, Satyricon, Iron Maiden, Death, At the Gates, Municipal Waste, Memento Mori, Suffocation, Dissection, Kvist, In Flames (old), Lord Belial, Metallica (up through ...And Justice For All)
Bjork, Cibo Matto, James Brown, RJD2, Prefuse 73, Savath and Savalas, Miles Davis, Herbie Handcock, Blackstar (talib and mos def), Cannibal Ox, Jurassic 5, MF Doom, Madlib, De La Soul, Plastic Little
Bill Monroe, Johnny Cash, Jim and Jennie and the Pinetops, Jim and Jesse and the Virginia Boys, Hazel Dickens, Alice Gerard, Old and In the Way, Red Allen, Frank Wakefield, Erik Petersen
Zombi, Pink Floyd, Thin Lizzy, Hendrix, Procol Harum, Man Man, Ween, Bob Marley, Vitapup, Rasputina, Hum, Secret Chiefs 3, Mr. Bungle, Of Montreal, Jethro Tull, Radiohead, Broadcast, sea shanties, and other amazing sounds.
Amelie, A Very Long Engagement, But I'm a Cheerleader, Wet Hot American Summer, Children of Men, There Will Be Blood, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic, Rushmore, Bottle Rocket, Kung Fu Hustle, Trainspotting, Clockwork Orange, American History X, City of Lost Children, Battle Royale, Suicide Circle, Creepshow 1&2, Ed Wood, The Science of Sleep, Heavenly Creatures, Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas, The Big Lebowski, Edward Scissorhands, Fargo, Solaris, Quills, Super Troopers, Ed and His Dead Mother, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Bowling for Columbine, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Zombie, Bullworth, The Secret of NIMH, Heathers, Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance, Oldboy, The Doom Generation, Ninja Scroll, My Sweet Satan, Kill Bill, Amores Perros, Talk to Her, Live Flesh, In My Skin, Halloween, Shaun of the Dead, Beyond the Darkness, Cabin Fever, The Eye, Pieces, Maniac, The Prowler, Napoleon Dynamite, Return of the Living Dead, Man Bites Dog, Full Metal Jacket, Apocolypse Now, Short Eyes, Haute Tension, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Harold and Maude, The Good The Bad and the Ugly, Puppetry of the Penis, Oh Brother Where Art Thou?
watching it causes me pain
but when they release good shows on DVD, thats another story...
Books: 1984, The Art of War, Brave New World, Fast Food Nation, Hollywood, Everything Is Illuminated, The Handmaid's Tale, Slaughterhouse 5, The Sirens of Titan, Breakfast of Champions, Siddhartha, Damien, Ishmael, The Story of B, Cities of the Red Night, Farenheit 451, Skinny Legs and All, Jitterbug Perfume, Fierce Invalids Home From Hot Climates, Half Asleep In Frog Pajamas, Tunnel Vision, Be Here Now, Zen Flesh Zen Bones, Night, Choke, Under the Black Flag, Women Pirates, Greek Fire Poison Arrows & Scorpion Bombs: Biological and Chemical Warfare in the Ancient World, A People's History of the United States, The Jungle, and anything about Barbarians.
Authors: Orwell, Vonnegut, Poe, Hesse, Bukowski, Tom Robbins, Jerry Mander
Comics: Red Meat , Overcompensating , Diesel Sweeties , Goats , Penny Arcade , Calvin and Hobbs
Zines: Slug and Lettuce, Maximum Rock&Roll, Profane Existence, Heart Attack!
Frank Zappa, Johnny Depp, Jenny Holzer, Tom Savini, the guys who made Mario Paint and Super Nintendo in general