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Machine Gun Kid

The Fresh Prince of Darkness

About Me

I like slow cars and even slower women, Horror, drinking, bowling, sideshows, Zombies, humping the legs of Gothic dominatrix's, mullet-hunting, fetishism, blood running down the walls, Tattoos, photography, art, psychology, serial killers, Voodoo, demonic possession.
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My pirate name is: Mad Jack Kidd Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr! Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.
What Kind of Apocalypse Are You?

Zombie Apocolypse
You are stubborn and headstrong, but your methodical and straightforward nature comes in handy when you are in the middle of a ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE. Just remember that a little flexibility and paying close attention to your assets will help you a great deal when fighting off hordes of the undead. Don't let the lumbering beasts of terror get you down, with a little determination you can get through anything.
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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Mickey Rourke, Christopher Lloyd, Tim Curry
You scored as Survive with group. Congratulations! You have survived. You even managed to survive with a few of your friends. Few others have gotten as far as you have, and as a consequence, you now live in a zombie infested world.

Survive with group


75%

Survival freak


55%

Zombie Killer


50%

Die heroically


20%

Become Zombie


10%
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Music:

White Zombie, Mojo Nixon, The Gutter Demons, Left for Dead, The Spook, The Supersuckers, Redman, The Bones, Demented Are Go, Electric Frankenstein, The Genitorturers, Calabrese, Spectremen, Nashville Pussy, The Young Werewolves, Zachariah and the Lobos Riders, Social Distortion, Hank III, The Misfits, Rev. Horton Heat, The Creepshow, Balzac, The Dead Elvi, The Gravediggaz, Onyx, Gein and the Graverobbers, Ice Cube, Ice-T, The Dwarves, Mr. Monster, Tiger Army, Genesis, Phil Collins, Huey Lewis, Nekromantics, Bad Religion

Movies:

Star Wars, Halloween, Hellraiser, Clue, House of 1000 Corpses, Evil Dead, The Exorcist, Carrie, Motel Hell, Beetlejuice, The Monster Squad, Poltergeist, The living dead series, The Convent, Indiana Jones, Addams Family, The Warriors, Ed Wood, Mars Attacks, Freaked, Aliens, Wild Zero, The Lost Boys, The Burbs, The Reanimator, Dracula, Frankenstein, The Creature From the Black Lagoon, The Wolf Man, 8mm, Pump Up The Volume, The People vs. Larry Flynt, Tombstone The Zombie Movie Survival Quiz
Francesco Dellamorte is your name, and killing zombies is your game. Living at Buffalora Cemetery, where the dead rise quite frequently, you know how to take care of zombies. Yes, you are definitely a bad ass. Too bad your sexy model girlfriend is a zombie.
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Television:

The Munsters, Law & Order SVU, Scrubs, Rescue Me, Robot Chicken, Tales From the Crypt
What Zombie Movie Character Are You?


The Fun Zombie
You are actually a zombie and quite a bit of fun. Like Bub, the domesticated zombie, you like eating people and shooting the guy who deserves to be eaten. You are quirky and not entirely all there with everyone else but if you have fun that's okay. Happy hunting!
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Books:

If Chin's could Kill: Confessions of a B-Movie Actor, Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way, Make your Own Damn Movie, Everything i Needed to Know About Filmmaking I Learned From the Toxic Avenger, Rue Morgue Magazine, Club Magazine, Barely Legal

My Blog

007, political correctness, and a large wad in my pants

OK.....so i went to see the new james bond movie tonight.  As i'm waiting patiently in line for my ticket..i overhear one of these know-it-all airhead gap bitches ranting to her friends how peopl...
Posted by Chuck Toxic on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 10:47:00 PST

more bedtime bitching

Stop fucking chirping.  Nobody around you gives a shit what awesome comment your gay-ass frat brother made to some stupid chick at a party.  Shove your nextel up your ass! Nobody gives a shi...
Posted by Chuck Toxic on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 10:41:00 PST

rants before sleep time

I think the Beatles suck and i could give a shit less about Led Zepplin. I hate, hate, HATE spongebob. I don't find homestar runner funny and i think strongbat is gay. (sorry Carrie) Just because you ...
Posted by Chuck Toxic on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 11:12:00 PST

got a new phone

Got a new phone and number.   email me if you want it
Posted by Chuck Toxic on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 10:05:00 PST

the devil took my phone and called me shitface

On Friday..Jult 10th at aroun 6 in the afternoon....my phone officially passed away due to natural causes (shitty verizon piece of crap). In accordance with its owner's wishes it will be beaten with a...
Posted by Chuck Toxic on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 11:30:00 PST

UltraVile

So I just saw ultraviolet tonight I would have rather contracted Herpes Picture a bad janet jackson meets brittney spears video.  it was..literally an hour-and-a-half painfully crappy music vide...
Posted by Chuck Toxic on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 12:50:00 PST

Return of the Living Dead 4 & 5 Trailers

http://www.returnofthelivingdead4and5.com/   AND...the WWE is putting out a movie with, believe it or not, Lions Gates Films starring Kane called "See no Evil".  Believe it or not...it don't...
Posted by Chuck Toxic on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 06:04:00 PST

FYI

Something i thought about just now. For those of you (if any) who are wondering why i havnt said hello in awhile it is because i don't have a computer.  the only times i can really check mail are...
Posted by Chuck Toxic on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 04:36:00 PST

the decline of civilization

$10.00 for a 6-pack of socks?  FUCK YOU corporate America!!!! $5.99 for a shitty-ass black 8x10 frame?  SUCK MY ASS!!! Watching a pack of zombies eat mini-van moms AND their honor student ch...
Posted by Chuck Toxic on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 04:52:00 PST

The End of an Era

Finally i may rest.  2 Conventions down.  First was Horrorfind...let's recap: 1.  I sliced my finger open..a kindly Romanian lifeguard drove me around for 2 hours looking for a med...
Posted by Chuck Toxic on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 06:03:00 PST