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SIDESHOW Fans and Karaoke singers are our draw...Thats who we wanna see at our show.
Welcome to THE AMAZING TRAVELING CIRCUS SIDESHOW HOME PAGE
We are New Jersey's ONLY weekly Sideshow attraction & event appearing Every Weds night at CLUB TOUCAN! Come on down and get your freak on while you enjoy a very special night of laughter, song and sideshow acts combined together with hard rockin' music & karaoke by DJ Danson!IT's A FREE SHOW! NEVER COVER CHARGE
Experiance a great night of Hard Rockin' Karaoke, Sideshow Stunts, Music & More featuring NO COVER CHARGE...Yup it's free!!...
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In addition Witness
a karaoke show that is like no other. Sing your heart out on a real vintage microphone and select your song from
over 8000 selections.
THEN
Witness vetran sideshow entertainer DANSON perform his Fire eating act BLAZE.
BUT THATS NOT ALL..
TONIGHT Witness a man Contort and twist himself into a prezel as he attempts to escape from a regulation STRAIT JACKET in just under two minutes!
Step right up and Meet Miss VOLTRA
the one woman power plant. She will Sit in our authentic Regulation Electric chair and demonstrate her uncanny ability to withstand Amps that would put any criminal out of commision!
In addition Stare in disbelief as tha Amazing Ben Galley Asends a ladder of six razer sharp swords,
Cringe as you watch a man put out a lighted cigar on his tungue
then wash down the ashes with cayenne pepper sauce
& windex.
You wont believe your eye's as you witness the...
Laugh and cheer as you watch two members of our audiance compete against each other by sticking clothspins on the heads for a chance to win none valuable prizes!
Be perplexed and astounded as you see first hand Mr Revolve spin his head 360 degrees.
Gringe again as the Amazing Mr Hoister lifts heavey objects
such as bowing balls and anvils with fishhooks pierced thru his ears & tongue!
Then gaze at one of our beautiful Grinder babes throws out showers of sparks off our custom guitar & more if ya know what I mean.
Stand in Amazment as you...
IF THATS STILL NOT ENOUGH You will have an rare opportunity to try your hand at inflicting a little pain by taking a Arrow 650 carpenters staple gun
to the bare flesh of a man that says he feels No pain!
Then feel free to hold a mousetrap up to the tongue of this man and lay the smackdown on our own iron togued wonder
Finally... be shocked as you look on and see a sideshow performer pick up an 18 pound sledge hammer and smashes a heavey cinderblock to pieces upon the chest of Your host DANSON while he lies atop a bed of 500 nine inch nails.
NOW THATS ENTERTAINMENT! But thats not all folks....
You like-a-da-show? We give you more show....
To conclude your night.. MEET the Great Balzini
Surprize performances & stunts every week along with Give away's.......Great food.....Cheap drink prices.....BIG SCREEN TV.......and YOU! as well as some of the best singing talent in NJ.
The doors open 8:00PM showtime is 9PM sharp Worried you wont get a table? Call ahead for special seating (732)563-1800 SEE YA AT THE SHOW!
SOOOO000oooo In Conclusion
Well, step right up ladies and gentlemen, and feast your weary optics on this little prize to sympathize, empathize, and put the blue back in those bloodshot eyes.
I'm talking about the one, the only, Sheema the jungle girl. She shimmies, she shakes, like jelly on a plate, has four eyes, four ears, four nostrils. Crawls on her belly like a reptile, eats hay like a mule. Was captured recently on the south sea island of Hallamallagoola.Such an interesting sight to behold, so step right up ladies and gentlemen, but be careful not to step in that fresh pile of cow....shame, shame, on you boys for stickin' your finger in that goat's.....ask your mama for a quarter so you can come inside the tent and see the elephant skin his...............Dick hand me that rope!
DO YOU SING?
DO YOU DO STRANGE THINGS TO YOURSELF That seem impossible.
Do you perform magic?
Do you juggle knives, chainsaws, kittens,ect?
Are you a contortionist?
Can you fart the star spangled banner while lifting an engine block with your nipples?
do you sculpt weird things out of cheese products with your teeth?
Are you batman?
If you do any one of these acts or more we must talk.
Contact Danson by messeging him thru myspace at the sideshow entertainers association
Techno, hardcore, Rock, classic rock, HipHop, Punk, Polka, Calliope music, Heavey Metal & more
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