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About Me

..Hi, I'm EArl-y GAtes. MySpace Profile EditorI'm probably the best person you'll ever meet. I enjoy Cigarettes, Beer, and Music. I also enjoy seeing rich people lose everything and having to live like the rest of us. I also love playing old NES role playing games.(which I never have time for) Two things I never have enough of are : Time and Money. I co-founded the Ray Gradys and play drums for Morning Glory. I've played in many different bands and travelled all over the nation thanks to music. I work for nuns, I teach Banjo, Guitar, Bass, Drums, and Life Itself. Just ask Jon aka Jake. I taught him everything he knows. He would still be crawling if I hadn't taught him. You haven't lived until you've had me around. So welcome into your heart... the one, the only.....EArl-y GAtes
Here is a list of some of the bands I've played in...
1992-1993 : SOME OLDIES BAND (we didn't have a name) (Guitar)
1993-1993 : SOME METAL BAND (I forget the name) (Guitar)
1995-1996 : VELCRO (Guitar and Vocals)
1996-Present : THE RAY GRADYS (Guitar/Vocals and drums on the last two recordings)
1997-1998 : PNX (Drums)
2000-2001 : PISS SHIT FUCK (Drums)
2002-2003 : THE SYKES (Bass and Vocals)
2002-2004 : the DEAD CITY PSYCHOS (Drums)
2004-2004 : THE MONGOLS (Drums)
2004-2005 : THE JOE TWEETS BAND (Drums)
2005-2005 : The Stray Bullets (drums)
2007-Present : PUBLIC SERPENTS (Drums)
2007-Present : MORNING GLORY (Drums)
I have also filled in for live shows for bands such as DEAD CENTER
and LIVING IN DENIAL ... plus many more
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"I always wanted to be one of three things... Pro Skater, Video game counselor, or in a band that travels all over the place. Well I got one out of three and I still skate. So I did all right !" -GAtes
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I'd like to have a time machine. Cause if I did, i'd go back in time to around the year 1400. I'd be here in what it we now call america. But of course i'd bring with me a whole bunch of the world's most deadly viruses. So i'd make i little trip to europe. (my time machine will be able to fly) Once i got to europe i'd spread my plauges and viruses ( that they had neither immunity or the technology to defeat ). I'd also do the same thing to the rest of the world except for north america. Those natives in South america were pretty fucked up.( but first i'd learn their secrets of time and space) So I'd have to build a wall or barrier to seperate the north american natives and the south american natives. ok, now that all of the human population of the earth had been destroyed except for the natives of north america, I'd take a trip a few hundred years into the future and see what they turned out to be. And if it was shitty like other humans I would go right back in time and destroy them with my viruses as well. I would spend the rest of my days on a peaceful planet with animals killing each other and causing each other pain ,much the same way humans do, but almost never more than they need to survive. Now the only glitches in my scheme are two minor setbacks. ..1 If evolution is true, i might have to take out the primate population to ensure that human life would be next to impossible. ..2 If the space time continuum theories are correct, I would have never been born and the time machine never built, once i destroyed most of the humans. But it would be a small price to pay.So the moral of this story is... Hope and pray to your god of choice (cause they all hate me, I've talked shit on all of em ) That I never get a time machine. Cause we will have never been born. THE END, EArl-y GAtes

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Music:

EArl-y GAtes "96-06" CD (2006)

FIVE DOLLARS -$5-,
.. 01. D.D.H
02. DWD Bluegrass
03. You Hate Me and I Hate You
04. Only Girl
05. Satan is a Punk Rocker
06. FF 1 - Town Theme
07. Burnawitchacoustic

Christmas on South Street Live CD (2004)

FIVE DOLLARS -$5- ..01. Grandma Got Bent Over by a Reindeer
02. Santa Claus is Coming to Town
03. Run Run Rudolph
04. Jingle Bell Sucks
05. Step Into Christmas
06. Merry Chrstmas ( I don't wanna fight tonight)
07. The Grinch
08. Santa Claus is Coming
09. Jingle Balls
10. Denim Demon
11. Good Head
12. Burnawitchforjesus/Fuck Christmas
13. Christmas at Ground Zero
14. Capitalist's Curse
15. We're the Union Dead
16. Bullshittin
17. Christmas in Hollis

Die Mindless Fools E.P. CD (2003)

SEVEN DOLLARS -$7- .. 01. Next Time We'll Do Macgyver
02. Life of Mediocrity
03. Capitalist's Curse
04. Tomorrow
05. When the Dead Can Drive
06. Negative MF
07. Chinese Rock

We Don't Need Your Labels CD (2002)

NINE DOLLARS -$9- ..01. Intro
02. Eternal Life Would Suck
03. 40 hr. Slave
04. You are all Sheep
05. Just a Stage
06. Burnawitchforjesus
07. Disgrace
08. Birds of Prey
09. I Hate this Song
10. The Only Good Cop
11. Church, State, and the Corporations
12. My Scene Sucks
13. Crooked
14. Pirate Radio
15. So Damn Insane

We Don't Need Your Labels T-SHIRT (Black)

ELEVEN DOLLARS -$11- ..SIZES XL, L, M, S, YL

PunkHead Logo T-SHIRT (Black)

ELEVEN DOLLARS -$11- ..SIZES XL, L, M, S, YL

New PunkHead Logo T-SHIRT (White)

ELEVEN DOLLARS -$11- ..SIZES XL, L, M, S, YL

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My Blog

"Rednecks, Zombies, Terrorists" CD RELEASE SHOWS

Sat., Feb. 16th@ The Khyber (56 S. 2nd St., Philly)9pm, 21+, $8Dead City Psychos (original members reunited for 1 show!!!)The Ray Gradys (CD RELEASE SHOW!!!)Blessed Muthas( The Ray Gradys - All Ages C...
Posted by EArl-y GAtes on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 06:55:00 PST

RAY GRADYS CHAT ROOM

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Posted by EArl-y GAtes on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 05:42:00 PST

Bands I've played in, and/or still play in :

Here is a list of some of the bands I've played in...1992-1993 : SOME OLDIES BAND (we didn't have a name) (Guitar)1993-1993 : SOME METAL BAND (I forget the name) (Guitar)1995-1996 : VELCRO (Guitar and...
Posted by EArl-y GAtes on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 02:47:00 PST

I'm not Racist, and I'm not a DUMBSHIT !

I've had it with this stupid fuckin white pride chain bulletin. Here's a repost with some of my replies in BOLD PRINT !. Please repost this with the same title. Let's see if we can out-do the other ...
Posted by EArl-y GAtes on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 01:53:00 PST

So this dog walks into a chinese restaurant...

Please watch these before you read the rest of this blog : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXMg61j5REE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qUaoEMmcxQ You think that's cruel? You find it disgusting?...
Posted by EArl-y GAtes on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 06:44:00 PST

Collection of my Rantings about religion and politics ( + a survey ! )

(THESE ARE A COLLECTION OF SOME OF THE MESSAGES I'VE SENT PEOPLE AND DECIDED TO SAVE AND SHARE THEM WITH ALL OF YOU ! ) well, Saddam is Dead, he's in hell with reagan ! hah.I hope I live to see th...
Posted by EArl-y GAtes on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 04:57:00 PST

All Santa gave me is this f**ckin cold... -by EArl-y GAtes

I was good ALL MOTHERF**CKIN YEAR, and all Santa gave me is the F**CKIN COLD ! ! ! ( Hey wait, why did I just censor that? for effect I guess...) Goddamn I feel like shit. This is a re-run. Last year...
Posted by EArl-y GAtes on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 04:23:00 PST

New Ray Gradys Song Lyrics

I think I'll title this song "Gosh Darnnit!" You tell me that i bitch and that I curse way too much I wouldn't bitch if everybody didn't fuckin suck ! With your advice and you're throwin...
Posted by EArl-y GAtes on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 03:43:00 PST

DISQUALIFIED @ PUNK COCK KARAOKE

I got kicked out of the competition at Punk Rock Karaoke tuesday night night. It's because ... Before I sang the song I told the crowd that Punk Rock Karaoke was gay. hehehe But it is !SO the judge go...
Posted by EArl-y GAtes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ray Gradys Interview

Interview with: The Ray Gradys By Brain What are your beginnings? Earl: The Ray Grady's got started when we decided to start a new band. We kicked our old drummer out in 1996 Mike: He didn't...
Posted by EArl-y GAtes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST