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Dave (Official Site)

Screw you, with some sexual harrassment on top!

About Me

I'm a man who likes a good beer at 3am while Pantera keeps my neighbors sleep deprived. I'll fight endlessly that Metallica is the best band on earth, with swords and dynamite if necessary!

My Interests

Music (mostly metal), playin bass, video games, drinkin, generally causing a ruckus.

I'd like to meet:

Everybody, that's right I'm a slut. Unintelligent music snobs, please relocate to the tiger pit.

Music:

METALLICA, Slayer, Slipknot, Killswitch Engage, In Flames, The Locust, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, The Sweatpants Boners, Testament, Chimaira, Fear Factory, Strapping Young Lad, Ozzy Osborne, Machine Head, Arch Enemy, Between The Buried and Me, Alice Cooper, Amen, An Albatross, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, Rammstein, Unearth, The Black Dahlia Murder, Bodies in the gears of the Apparatus, Bolt Thrower, Boy Sets Fire, Cannibal Corpse, Six Feet Under, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Carcass, Cattle Decapitation, Children of Bodom, Darcane, Cunt Throbbing Masculinity, Daughters, Pig Destroyer, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Dream Evil, Dog Fasion Dicso, Dream Theater, Exodus, The Guano Apes, Gwar, Iced Earth, Into Eternity, Katakalysm, Kreator, Lamb of God, Kittie, Macabre, Marilyn Manson, Mastadon, Megadeth, Mortician, Motley Crue, Nail Bomb, Nine Inch Nails, Rob Zombie, Naplm Death, Pantera, Sepultura, Superjoint Ritual, Damage Plan, Primus, Prong, Quiet Riot, The Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Soulfly, The Scorpions, Skinlab, Soilwork, Spineshank, Static-x, Steel Dragon, Stone Sour, Suicidal Tendencies, Tool, Trivim, Fuck I'm Dead, Festering Puke, Wasp. There's more, but I'm bored.What I've been listening to in the name of Relapse Records on Last.FM:

Movies:

All of the Evil Dead series (but 2 is the best), High Fidelity, Porky's, Rock Star, This is Spinal Tap, Hellraiser (all of them except Hell Seeker), Shawn of the Dead..really anything with Zombies.

Television:

Mainly Fox and Adult Swim cartoons that I've seen 1,000 times.

Books:

Go read "Choosing Death."

Heroes:

You're my hero.

My Blog

Your guess is as good as mine

Once apoun a time there was a Viking nemed Jesper Flarginharmin, he sailed the mighty seas as second in command to the mighty Eric Dusolofin. One day Jesper had had enough, he planned to kill Eric and...
Posted by Dave (Official Site) on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 02:55:00 PST

Sometimes you just have to know your roots

Watching "Metal: A Headbangers Journey," a documentary made by an anthropogist and lifetime metalhead, I came to a relization on how we've come to where we are as a society...at least musically. ...
Posted by Dave (Official Site) on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 07:47:00 PST

Just in case you needed another reason Iron Maiden rules your face!

IRON MAIDEN Singer Airlifts Beirut Evacuees - July 21, 2006 World Entertainment News Network reports that IRON MAIDEN singer and qualified pilot Bruce Dickinson airlifted 200 British cit...
Posted by Dave (Official Site) on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 01:33:00 PST

Things I learned on the Bulldoze Pensultucky While Covered in Bees, Smoke and Mad Sluts Tour

If rocker chicks mothers are going to go with them to Guitar Center, they should b preaired for the fallout. Kiddie soccor and grindcore mix surprising well. When the mall goths disapear, the black me...
Posted by Dave (Official Site) on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 04:17:00 PST

Slayer

Slayer slayer slayer...SLAYER!
Posted by Dave (Official Site) on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 07:16:00 PST

Why Henry Rollins is the man!

Stolen from Blabbermouth.net   HENRY ROLLINS Talks About Terror Accusation - Feb. 21, 2006 Henry Rollins recently spoke to MTV.com about the controversy surrounding his most recent...
Posted by Dave (Official Site) on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 02:04:00 PST

Rant inspired by the latest craze in music

When the hell did everyone decide to completely disregard everything that Ozzy Osborne has done for metal and turn him into a national joke?  I blame a crappy editing job and a couple of bad busi...
Posted by Dave (Official Site) on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 01:48:00 PST

What it all comes down to...

Im my 21 years of life and only 5 short months of college left until I leave the world of guided education and enter into what I can only assume will be that thing that they call life, I believe that ...
Posted by Dave (Official Site) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Best convo of the week

Me: I want to get a wool pillow and have it made out of sheep skin so it would be like sleeping on the whole damn sheep. Conor: Cool Me: And I want to put a blader in it. Conor: And fill it w...
Posted by Dave (Official Site) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm going to hell for this

That's right, Jesus is back, and I've got his fetus! He's mine, you can't have him! YOUR MOVE POPE BOY!!! ...
Posted by Dave (Official Site) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST