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Vanessa

Yes I said Yes I will Yes

About Me

Me on a typical sunday afternoon:

My Interests

Writing. Feeling Giddy. Good poetry. Bad poetry. Marathons that don't involve running. Admiring honesty in others. Giving things up for lent. Baseball. Reminding people that the Dolphins were undefeated in 1972. Performing Mortal Kombat style finishing moves in a game of darts. Playing violent video games with the roommie.

I'd like to meet:

Sidd Finch.

Music:

Anything that makes me feel good and pretentious as I'm walking around with my iPod. To name a few names, I have worn out many a copy of Bowie's "Hunky Dory" in my day. And dont get me started on Mi Burrito Sabanero.

Movies:

"You're right, I'm a bigot, but for the left."
"Why are you wearing girl shoes?
These aren't girl shoes.
Yes they are.
Bloody Fascist!"

Television:

Remember that glorious year I had cable? With ondemand??? Those were the days. I now get my kicks from watching the Korean channel or forcing my roommate to watch 3 hour documentaries on Castro on Channel 13.
Regardless, a few favorites when I'm sober:
Freaks and Geeks, Arrested Development, Weeds, Buffy, Veronica Mars, The Daily Show, Project Runway, Pimp My Ride, anything on Trio's "Brilliant, but Canceled"
A few favorites when I'm drunk and/or hungover:Pimp My Ride, Made, Next, Degrassi Junior High, that reality special on fat camp

Books:

Anything by George Orwell, who gives the most honest answer for why he writes in the aptly titled essay, "Why I write:" Sheer Egoism. Other than that, I'm perhaps too much a fan of Kurt Vonnegut. I love the things he says and agree that any man who can't explain himself to a five year old is a fraud. And of course:

Heroes:

The verdict:Super Gay Rey loses to the prince. ROLL STICKY BALL!!

My Blog

Vanessa is.....

Not happy today for she is indeed a slacker like no other slacker before.  You might even say she's revolutionized the world of slacking, bringing sloth to new and exciting levels.  What doe...
Posted by Vanessa on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 03:58:00 PST

We will return to Vanessa's blog shortly....

following this brief intermission. (((elevator music)))
Posted by Vanessa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Pointless post guaranteed to waste your time

Please do not pick at the ferns. --Management
Posted by Vanessa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Free-write 10/7/04: "Morning After Laughter"

So I got rid of my last post.  If you really, really want to read it (which I highly doubt) perhaps we can come to some kind of arrangement. Drop me a line of some sort.  As for everyt...
Posted by Vanessa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tough Crowd

I sold a wide assortment of CDs to Colin Quinn today. It was very surreal. The conversation went something like this: Me: Stocking up on CDs huh? CQ: Yeah, I always go nuts at this store. L...
Posted by Vanessa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bah!

I missed watching Nellie Mckay for free in Central Park. I really gotta do a better job of keeping up with these things. :(
Posted by Vanessa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST