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Krista

Forever 21 is my new Joyce Leslie

About Me

I rarely make sense, but I like to pretend I do. I forget things. Its a foible. I make lots of mistakes. Its part of my charm. My professional photographer is Annie Carrell (www.behindtheair.com). My sass-filled private photographer is Perry Edwards. He does it for the love of the photo.

My Interests

throwing things making people fat working in my jammies one day having the ability to perform a split going to bed before 10 PM

I'd like to meet:

everyone. its a new thing i am trying out. Except Carol Channing. She scares me.

Music:

Dolly Parton Elliott Smith Kasey Chambers John Mellencamp Fiona Apple Semi-Precious-Weapons Patty Griffin any songs that involve reciting the days of the week....

Movies:

every Mandy Moore film ever.

Television:

Rock of Love with Brett Michaels Weeds Heros America's Next Top Model. Tyra will eat us all. TLC documentaries on the obese Life on the D List Vh1 CelebReality. Charm School forever. Little People, Big World The Paula Abdul train wreck the Food Network as a whole. Our lives have changed since we got DVR.

Books:

"Ramona Quimby, Age 8"

Heroes:

    my dad. Justin and Perry. the entire staff of Dunkin Donuts in the boroughs of Manhattan and Brooklyn. Jaime and Dorene for storing my favorite people in their bellies. Benjamin Franklin - "Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy."

My Blog

I miss DC

This will be a real long blog.  I basically like to make comments on every picture I ever take. Go get a snack. Something chewy and long lasting, like jerky or a Werther's Carmel On Saturday, Pe...
Posted by Krista on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 08:56:00 PST

Sunday, Sunday.

well, i knew that this sunday was going to be something special when perry gifted me some penises.He knows the way to my soul: plastic things that make noise and i can drink cocktails with. Oh, the l...
Posted by Krista on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 07:33:00 PST

"when youre here, youre family"

i love a lofty goal. our wednesday evening held a few.On the agenda was dinner at the Olive Garden.In Chelsea.Then a screening of John Travolta's coming out piece: "Hairspray"Alas, "Amanda Bynes the ...
Posted by Krista on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 12:06:00 PST

series of things.

Yesterday was Mario's birthday. To celebrate, we held a brief photo session at the Delancey.  In order to hold a successful photo session at the Delancey, there are certain rules you must ...
Posted by Krista on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 09:02:00 PST

belated party post

last saturday i had a party. it had a food theme.... shockingly.Here is the thing:i had to test out my j-ello shots..... all day long So, by the time most people arrived, i was three sheets to the win...
Posted by Krista on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 05:31:00 PST

Two culinary adventures

Sunday night a voyage to the South was made. The South via midtown theme restaurant. Justin, Olivia, Perry and I had a hankering for some Southern Comfort Food.  FAT Annie's Truckstop see...
Posted by Krista on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 07:29:00 PST

life now complete

i have become a missed connection.this is mei can die now. and die a little bit creeped out.
Posted by Krista on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 02:54:00 PST

Once More, With Feeling.

another night was spent in the west village. there is not enough gay porn and $20 cab rides in our lives.the evening began with Pam and I bonding at my house over champagne, our love for all things Bu...
Posted by Krista on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 10:53:00 PST

the west

the theme of last night was the west village. and arm wrestling. oh, and me actually getting drunk.I met Justin, Perry and Olivia for Mexican food at the West Village Post of Benny's Burritos.Look h...
Posted by Krista on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:28:00 PST

America!

Oh, the country was honored full force this fourth of July. The daylight hours were spent holed up at 933 with the roomy watching 80's movie marathons, drinking, and of course cleaning. Our id...
Posted by Krista on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 07:12:00 PST