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David

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About Me

I have been born. I have found new ways of communication. I have leaped small buildings and destroyed entire colonies. I have battled savage animals. I have suffered tragic loss at the hands of a kitchen appliance. I have performed before an entire audience and had a street named in honor of my family. I have helped toddlers cross the street. I have seen pigs drown. I have written an epic and had my work appreciated by thousands of people. I have been despised by a nation. I have opened my mind to the possibilities of 1000 words. I have trained as a samurai and fought 'till my last breath. I have escaped from a spider's web. I have surfed on waves that span the globe. I have turned the tide of battle and struck fear into the heart of a wild beast. I have plagiarized. I have cried. I have done all these things…

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My Photography and Poetry

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I'd like to meet:

But I have not met you.

Music:

*****
So this is the new year
And I have no resolutions
For self assigned penance
For problems with easy solutions

So everybody put your
best suit or dress on
Let's make believe that
we are wealthy for just this once
Lighting firecrackers off on the front lawn
As thirty dialogs bleed into one

I wish the world was flat like the old days
Then i could travel just by folding a map
No more airplanes,
or speed trains, or freeways
There'd be no distance
that could hold us back.

-The New Year, Deathcab for Cutie

*****
Come and relax my love
Put Your Troubles Down
No need to bear the weight of your worries
Just let them all fall away

-Panta Naga Pampa, Dave Matthews Band

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Twenty three and so tired of life
Such a shame to throw it all away
The images grow darker still
Could I have been anyone other than me? Then I...
Look up at the sky
My mouth is open wide, lick and taste
What's the use in worrying,
what's the use in hurrying
Turn, turn we almost become dizzy

-Dancing Nancies, Dave Matthews Band

*****
I believe in the sand benieth my toes
The beach gives a feeling
an earthly feeling
I believe in the faith that grows
And the four right chords can make me cry
When I'm with you I feel like I could die and that would be alright

-Semi-Charmed Kind Of Life, Third Eye Blind

*****
Come on Virginia
Don't make me wait
You Catholic girls start much too late
Oh, and sooner or later
it comes down to fate
I might as well be the one
Cause darling only the good die young

-Only the Good Die Young, Billy Joel

Movies:

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"There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17.
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd."
- Jules, Pulp Fiction
*****
"Viola! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vex papule, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."
- V, V for Vendetta
*****
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
-Verbal Kent, The Usual Suspects
*****
What is this "day of rest" shit? What is this bullshit, man? I don't fucking care! It don't matter to Jesus! But you're not fooling me! You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus! It's bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man! I would've fucked you in the ass Saturday, I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead!
-Jesus Quintana, The Big Lebowski
*****
You're an emotional criple! Your soul is dog shit! Everything about you is fucking ugly!
-Marcus, Bad Santa

Television:

*****
PETER: Good morning Mr. Sun
SUN: Good morning Peter
PETER: Isn't it a beautiful day Mr. Sun?
SUN: It's always a beautiful day with two scoops of raisins, Peter!

-Peter Griffin and the Sun, Family Guy

*****
We have come to sodomize our minds with your vast pornography.

-Ignignot, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

*****
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

-Wayne Brady, Dave Chapelle Show

*****
You, frolicking dirt child!

-Zim, Invader Zim

*****
The plastic tips at the ends of shoelaces are called aglets. Their purpose is sinister.

-The Question, Justice League Unlimited

Books:

*****
There is probably no more terrible instant of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man--with human flesh.

-Princess Irulan, Dune

*****
“Love” is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

-Jubal Harshaw, Stranger in a Strange Land

*****
Charming man. I wish I had a daughter so I could forbid her to marry one...

-Arthur Dent, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

My Blog

See everyone in 3 months!

I'm taking a break from Myspace for a couple of months. Why? Well, I need to just kinda chill and step back and assess my next step in life. If anyone needs to contact me, send a message to dcp.spambo...
Posted by David on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:45:00 PST

Another blog to read if you worked at Zimmerman...

I want to write a letter to the editor in response to Zimmerman's article in the Herald (http://www.miamiherald.com/business/story/229819.html). No doubt you have bad memories. Tell me your worst. Sen...
Posted by David on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 08:56:00 PST

If you worked at Zimmerman, or know someone who did, read this...

If you worked at Zimmerman, or know someone who did, read this...http://www.miamiherald.com/business/story/229819.html Don't let these punks get away with this article. That agency is built on the bloo...
Posted by David on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 02:04:00 PST

Japan Fest 2007

It's that time of year again! Japan Fest is here and I will be performing along with a group of my martial arts buddies. We're scheduled for Saturday September 29th at 3pm and Sunday September 30th at...
Posted by David on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 05:02:00 PST

Top Friends: Maria

So I've finally decided to get off my lazy ass and continue doing my top friends blog. Let's see if I can keep it up this time - once every week until they're all done. :-) I met Maria at this retrea...
Posted by David on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 10:44:00 PST

Family Guy Awesomeness...

It will be a movie soon... ...
Posted by David on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:35:00 PST

Movie Night at my Place this Friday.

As is tradition, David's Friday night movie nights will resume this weekend. The film I've got planned is The Illusionist (a recommendation from Amber). So, to my ATL friends I ask, who's coming? :-D
Posted by David on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 10:57:00 PST

Labor Day Weekend Pictures

Here are all the shots from Labor Day Weekend: http://gallery.mac.com/dpulgar/100055
Posted by David on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 04:35:00 PST

Norris Quote of the Day

Chuck Norris is not allowed on airplanes because his hands are considered lethal weapons. Instead, Chuck Norris learned to fly without the aid of machines. So amazing was this feat that it inspired co...
Posted by David on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 10:29:00 PST

Cool Vid With Unique Art Styling...

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Posted by David on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 07:40:00 PST