WE MOSTLY DO
records, guitars, drinks, smokes (just for ed), funtimes, badtimes, scampi and chips at table 50 at weatherspoons on board the herald of free enterprise
YOUR ROCK AND ROLL IDIOTS NEED YOU!
anyone who wants to join our merry band of idiots!, oh and people who still think that dee jays should use records, ya know those round flat things that come in 7" and 12" shapes not bloody i-pods and the such!
WE MOSTLY LISTEN TO...
errrr, rock and roll of course, Angluar Records TOTP, Pink Grease, 'Bad Girl' by the Detroit Cobras, Pupps and Donny, The Rocks, The Futureheads, Special Needs, Pulp, Beatings, Graham Coxon, 'Crazy In Love' by Beyonce, Ikara Colt, GLC, Art Brut, Art Brut 10, Art Brut 69, Death from Above, Mark Ronson, The Walkmen, The Hives, Electric Shocks, Beta Band, Ben and the Pimps, Har Mar Superstar, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Radio 4, Super Fury Animals, Ten Benson, The Catheters, Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster, The Flaming Lips, The Rapture, The Roger Sisters, ESG, Pixies, Dexys Midnight Runners, The Fall, The Clash, The Sex Pistols, The Only Ones, The Misfits, The Sonics, MC5, Love, The Stooges, The Go! Team, The Martini Henry Rifles, Soulwax, Jurasic 5, De La Soul, The Breeders, Thee Headcotes 'we hate the NME', Le Tigra, Peaches, Bikini Kill, Elastica, Buzzcocks, Specials, Grandmaster Flash, The Smiths
WEVE BEEN KNOWN TO WATCH...
rock n roll high school, spinal tap, withnail and i, sean of the dead
AND ON THE GOGGLE BOX...
magnum pi, ironside, columbo, spaced, red dwarf, black books, simpsons, futurama, catterick, eastenders, diagnosis murder
READ THESE!
englands dreaming (should be taught on the national curriculum), how to dj, the idiots guide to puting a club on in 48 hours
WE WANT TO MEET...
Gustave Flaubert, he wrote this and we want to rub his nose in it...'Nothing is more humiliating than to see idiots succeed in enterprises we have failed in.'and keith richards