Booze, Music (both kinds), Rock and Roll Idiocy
Paul Hogan... from the Crocodile Dundee franchise
Art Brut, A Certain Ratio, Arcade Fire, Artic Monkeys, Blood Arm, Black Wire, Ben and the Pimps, Blondie, Buzzcocks, Bob Log III, British Sea Power, The Chalets, The Clash, Clinic, Clor, The Cribs, The Cure, David Bowie, The Detriot Cobras, DFA 1979, Eighties Matchbox B-line Disaster, The Fall, Franz Ferdinand, The Futureheads, The Flaming Lips, The Girls, Gang of 4, Grandaddy, Grandmaster Flash, Ikara Colt, Interpol, Johnathan Richmond and the Modern Lovers, Johnny Thunders and the Heartbreakers, Little Barrie, The Martini Henry Rifels, Maximo Park, MC5, McLusky, Mother and the Addicts, The National, New York Dolls, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Pink Grease, PiL, Pulp, Pixies, Queens of the Stone Age, Radio 4, The Rapture, The Rakes, The Ravonettes, The Rezilos, The Roger Sisters, Mark Ronson, Ramones, The Saints, The Stranglers, Super Fury Animals, Sex Pistols, Stooges, Specials, The Smiths, Stazi, Supergrass, Talking Heads, The Rock and Roll Idiots, The Rocks, The Thermals, Televison, The Young Knives, Television Personalities, Ten Benson, Thin Lizzy, Tom Vek, Trouble Everyday, The Walkmen, The Warlords of Pez, Velvet Underground, Wire, Why Lout?, YYY's, Untitled Musical Project, The Hives, The Rogers Sisters, The Ponys, Gil Manteras Party Dream, Yachts, The Spinto Band, We Are The Physics, Future of the Left, Foals, 1990s
Dickie Hammond on film: Son, I've just seen the most outstanding film at the pictures...
Andy Zammit: Really Dickie?
DH: Son, it was the best film ever like...
AZ: What better than Shawshank?
DH: Fuck off it's not as good as Shawshank
The man is a genius...
Also on the subject of film, their has NEVER been a bad monkey/chimp based film made... Discuss...
No, Chewing gum for the eyes... but... Spaced, Black Books, Red Dwarf, Channel 4 News, Brass Eye, Jam, Futurarama, South Park, Air Crash Investigation (esp. the one where the Rusian fella lets his kid fly the plane into the ground), Lancelot Link Secret Chimp, 30 Rock, Battlestar Galactica (new one), The Sopranos
Catch 22, Trainspoting, The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy, Please Kill Me, England's Dreaming, The Manual by the KLF, A Walk in the Woods
Gustave Flaubert who said this... 'Nothing is more humiliating than to see idiots succeed in enterprises we have failed in.'