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Ed

I WANT THESE MOTHERF**KING SNAKES OF THIS MOTHERF**KING PLANE

About Me

Evil tour manager of popular beat combos Art Brut and The Young Knives, Journeyman bassist, brilliant/rubbish dee jay, one half of the rock and roll idiots dee jay duo who can be found on the ones and twos every now and again for our very own night, idiotrocker, Artrocker 'associate', Music obsessive, fan of tea...

My Interests

Booze, Music (both kinds), Rock and Roll Idiocy

I'd like to meet:

Paul Hogan... from the Crocodile Dundee franchise

Music:

Art Brut, A Certain Ratio, Arcade Fire, Artic Monkeys, Blood Arm, Black Wire, Ben and the Pimps, Blondie, Buzzcocks, Bob Log III, British Sea Power, The Chalets, The Clash, Clinic, Clor, The Cribs, The Cure, David Bowie, The Detriot Cobras, DFA 1979, Eighties Matchbox B-line Disaster, The Fall, Franz Ferdinand, The Futureheads, The Flaming Lips, The Girls, Gang of 4, Grandaddy, Grandmaster Flash, Ikara Colt, Interpol, Johnathan Richmond and the Modern Lovers, Johnny Thunders and the Heartbreakers, Little Barrie, The Martini Henry Rifels, Maximo Park, MC5, McLusky, Mother and the Addicts, The National, New York Dolls, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Pink Grease, PiL, Pulp, Pixies, Queens of the Stone Age, Radio 4, The Rapture, The Rakes, The Ravonettes, The Rezilos, The Roger Sisters, Mark Ronson, Ramones, The Saints, The Stranglers, Super Fury Animals, Sex Pistols, Stooges, Specials, The Smiths, Stazi, Supergrass, Talking Heads, The Rock and Roll Idiots, The Rocks, The Thermals, Televison, The Young Knives, Television Personalities, Ten Benson, Thin Lizzy, Tom Vek, Trouble Everyday, The Walkmen, The Warlords of Pez, Velvet Underground, Wire, Why Lout?, YYY's, Untitled Musical Project, The Hives, The Rogers Sisters, The Ponys, Gil Manteras Party Dream, Yachts, The Spinto Band, We Are The Physics, Future of the Left, Foals, 1990s

Movies:

Dickie Hammond on film: Son, I've just seen the most outstanding film at the pictures...
Andy Zammit: Really Dickie?
DH: Son, it was the best film ever like...
AZ: What better than Shawshank?
DH: Fuck off it's not as good as Shawshank

The man is a genius...

Also on the subject of film, their has NEVER been a bad monkey/chimp based film made... Discuss...

Television:

No, Chewing gum for the eyes... but... Spaced, Black Books, Red Dwarf, Channel 4 News, Brass Eye, Jam, Futurarama, South Park, Air Crash Investigation (esp. the one where the Rusian fella lets his kid fly the plane into the ground), Lancelot Link Secret Chimp, 30 Rock, Battlestar Galactica (new one), The Sopranos

Books:

Catch 22, Trainspoting, The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy, Please Kill Me, England's Dreaming, The Manual by the KLF, A Walk in the Woods

Heroes:

Gustave Flaubert who said this... 'Nothing is more humiliating than to see idiots succeed in enterprises we have failed in.'

My Blog

Coming up at Frog. London

Heres wot we got for the next few weeks dawwwnnn thhhaaa frogggg! >SATURDAY 21ST AUGUST RATATAT New York electro duo and new XL singings. See them now, you know what's gonna happen next. >SAT...
Posted by Ed on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

good god im bored

what the heck is going on, i cant stand mondays.. they dont agree with me, too boot the weathers gone all crapy... booooo anyone else bored, send us a message! roll on the reding/leeds festival ...
Posted by Ed on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Forthcoming merryment from the rock and roll idiots

hello party people, you'd be an idiot to miss these forthcoming rock and roll idiots functions! Wed 3rd August - The Duke of Clarence, Essex Road The Rock and Roll Idiots present a birthday at ...
Posted by Ed on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST