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LORD GRIZZ

Lard Is Life...Life Is Lard.

About Me

I AM A BEAR.ABOUT ME: Lord Bum-Bum, Lord Arse, Lord Ass, Lord Anus, Lord Bottom, Lord Butt, Lord Behind, Lord Arsehole, Lord Bum-crack, Lord Batty-Crease. LORD GRIZZ. Dr.Bum-Bum, Dr.Arse, Dr.Ass, Dr.Anus, Dr.Bottom, Dr.Butt, Dr.Behind, Dr.Arsehole, Dr.Bumcrack, Dr.Batty-Crease, DOCTOR GRIZZ. Arch Bishop of Bum-Bum, Arch Bishop of Arse, Arch Bishop of Ass, Arch Bishop of Anus, Arch Bishop of Butt, Arch Bishop of Behind, Arch Bishop of Arse-Hole, Arch Bishop of Bumcrack, Arch Bishop of Batty-Crease. ARCH BISHOP OF GRIZZ. Queen Bum-Bum, Queen Arse, Queen Ass, Queen Anus, Queen Butt, Queen Bottom, Queen Behind, Queen Bumcrack, Queen Arsehole, Queen Battycrease. QUEEN GRIZZ. Count Bum-Bum, Count Arse, Count Ass, Count Anus, Count Bottom, Count Butt, Count Behind, Count Bumcrack, Count Arsehole, Count Batty-crease. COUNT GRIZZ. Madam Bum-Bum, Madam Arse, Madam Ass, Madam Anus, Madam Bottom, Madam Butt, Madam Behind, Madam Arsehole, Madam Bumcrack, Madam Battycrease, MADAM GRIZZ. Nun Bum-Bum, Nun Arse, Nun Ass, Nun Anus, Nun Bottom, Nun Butt, Nun Behind, Nun Arsehole, Nun Bumcrack, Nun Battycrease, NUN GRIZZ. Father Bum-Bum, Father Arse, Father Ass, Father Anus, Father Bottom, Father Butt, Father Behind, Father Arsehole, Father Bumcrack, Father Battycrease FATHER GRIZZ. Duke Bum-Bum, Duke Arse, Duke Ass, Duke Anus, Duke Bottom, Duke Butt, Duke Behind, Duke Arsehole, Duke Bumcrack, Duke Battycrease, DUKE GRIZZ.

My Interests

FESTIVALS, BIG, SWANS, CANDLES, VANS, EARS, TWIGLETS, LILY PADS, GRIZZLY GRIZZ GRIZZ, GRANDPA, PURSES, TEPORT, TEAPOT, BRONZE, STATIONS, PEBBLES, BRANCHES, CORDUROY, COD, CRUMPET, BUTTONS, VIENS, CHIANMAIL, IAN, PAMILA, JOESEP, GRANT, SILK, BRIAN, MUNCK, LIDIA, FUEL, BEN, MANCHESTER, LONDON, LEEDS, GLASGOW, MOSCOW, HAIR, FUR MAINTENANCE, BUMBLE BEES

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Dale-Michelle. And Roberto-Hinchcliff. And Mineesha Gronteentilya but that just goes without saying.

Music:

Grizzes fave band is the Paddingtons, Due to paddington bear and their terrific tunes blud.Clap your hands say BEAR. The cribs n that. Dirty Pretty things too along with Bearshambles. Larrikin Love. Barrikin Bove. Marrikin Move. Darrikin Dove. Youhoo get the point. I am a bear.Other bands in the likes of Grizz are....The Klaxons Jamie-T The Libertines Les Incompetants The Bishops Arctic Monkeys Milburn Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!The 80’s Matchbox B-Line Disaster Bloc Mystery Jets Good Shoes The Kills The Postal Service The Kooks Yeah Yeah Yeahs We Are Scientists Black Rebel Motorcycle Club The Smiths The Cure The Jam Joy Division Hot Chip LCD Soundsystem Justice The Strokes The Spinto Band The Killers Razorlight Hope of the States The Rapture Babyshambles Tom Vek Howling Bells The Long Blondes The Pipettes Interpol The Cooper Temple Clause Muse The Arcade Fire The Raconteurs Rumble Strips Roland Shanks The Sunshine Underground.

Movies:

the snowman. aled jones, grizz loves aled jones and the snowman, JOKING YOU TWIT. movies boobies.

Television:

Bear related documentarys (although you should bear in mind that not all their bear facts are 100% valid)

Books:

Grizz reads on a minutely basis, ranging from novels to poo.

Heroes:

I am my own hero. The hero of our time. COME TO GRIZZ.

My Blog

Grizz, Grozzwozzer, Penfold, Wenderwozzer and Haquiche.

Hi I'm Missy Grizz. You may remember me from such Grizzes as Christmas Grizz, Little Grizz, Sausage Meat Grizz, Clingfilm Grizz, Carpenter Grizz, Tropical Fish Grizz and last but certainly not least, ...
Posted by LORD GRIZZ on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:41:00 PST

It's a GRIZZ life. (its a bugs life)

Granny Grizz often told me I should get out more. Ahem. That's rich coming from an old grizzly bear that spends each and every day knitting in a barred enclosure. She's currently situated in Lon...
Posted by LORD GRIZZ on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 05:54:00 PST