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Hélène

every time you sneeze you get closer to death.....

About Me


OK. So this is me, kinda
I'm continually excited by music
And intrigued by the business that surrounds it
I love to organise just about anything
I adore round noses, the bigger the better
I'm a hopeless romantic
I would like to travel a lot more, sometime
I fall in love infatuation very easily
This can also apply to "falling out" of it
I used to work in the adult industry
And I was bloody good at it too!
I don't have many secrets
I totally want to fall in love
My friends and family are the most important thing to me
I would do almost anything for them
(almost)
I love my Mac my sewing machine and my BMX's
When I'm on an instant messenger I laugh out loud
But I do not say LOL
I graduated with an A+ from The Musicians Institute
And am very proud of it
I love being different
But I hate standing out if I'm alone
I'm always convinced every one hates me
They probably do
I was unpopular at school and was expelled 3 times
I have a handfull of very close friends
But multitudes of chums
I really love numbers, puzzles and finding solutions
I have 8 different types of "Rubik's Cube"
One of which I still haven't solved!!
I think this list is getting a little long now

My Interests

running, chasing, hopping, skipping, moving, sitting, playing, wrestling, making, creating, dreaming, screaming, hoping, thinking, falling, realising, learing, earning, giving, taking, ooohing and ahhing, doing, being, having, wanting, buying, selling, remembering, smiling, laughing, crying.
LIVING!!!

I'd like to meet:

There are so many people i would like to meet. Most of them i dont even know exist yet so its hard to narrow it down to just a few.I would REALLY love to meet peter gabriel, especially if i could go back in time (around 1970) and meet him so i could drool all over him.i would love to get to see my dad again. i only realised how little i knew about him when he died.Any one in the music industry would be good to meet so i could learn a few things from them. Just get in touch with me.

oooiii
tell me how much you luff me.
come on......you know you want to

Music:

aaliyah
abba
aimee mann
alice cooper
america
amy winehouse
andrew bird
andrew birds bowl of fire
aerosmith
the bad plus
barry white
beck
be bop deluxe
beach boys
beastie boys
the beatles
belle and sebastien
bee gees
billie holiday
billy talent
bis
bjork
the bush the tree and me
black sabbath
the bangles
blur
bob dylan
boston
buddy holly
the bush the tree and me
cake
camille
captain beyond
captain black
carole king
cream
cypress hill
cyrus fell down
damien rice
david bowie
day one
dean martin
death cab for cutie
devine comedy
dire straits
do me bad things
the doors
down the line
the eagles
eels
ella fitzgerald
elton john
elliott smith
eminem
enon
eyelash
eric clapton
estradasphere
fiona apple
flaming lips
foo fighters
freddie murcury
genesis
(gabriel era)
george
gomez
greenday
grandaddy
grateful dead
gipsy kings
gorillaz
gwen stefani
the hauntingly beautiful mousemoon
hawkwind
heart
hedwig and the angry inch
hot chip
incubus
iron and wine
jack johnson
jamie cullum
jamiroquai
janis joplin
jaY
jeff buckley
jethro tull
jimi hendrix
joanna newsom
john prine
johnny cash
joni mitchel
jose gonzalez
jurassic 5
kings of leon
king crimson
the kinks
kiss
korn
kula shaker
lauryn hill
led zeppelin
lily allen
lindisfarne
lou reed
M.I.A
madeleine peyroux
manu chao
marilyn manson
maroon 5
the mars volta
mc solaar
michael jackson
mickey avalon
missy elliott
mr bungle
mr scruff
morcheeba
muse
nirvana
nizlopi
nora jones
the notwist
of montreal
orlando napier music
the parlor mob paul maccartney
peter gabreil
phil collins
phoenix
pet shop boys
pitchshifter
pj and duncan
population game
portishead
the postal service
prince
pulp
queen
queens of the stoneage
radiohead
red hot chili peppers
regina spektor
rufus wainwright
razorlight
rob zombie
rod stewart
the rolling stones
schoolyard heroes
scissor sisters
sheryl crow
silverchair
the shins
simon and garfunkel
skunk anansie
the small faces
snoop doggy dog
snot
sodastream
soulwax
soundgarden
space
spandau ballet
sparklehorse
spokky tooth
steely dan
sting and the police
sufjan stevens
supertramp
system of a down
the streets
tenacious D
they might be giants
thin lizzy
thom yorke
tinkers punnishment
TLC
tricky
the velvet teen
the who
weezer
weikie
yes
zenrick
i could go on for days.....

&hearts

&diams

&clubs

&spades

&hearts
Check out my friends music!!!

Movies:


american beauty, hedwig and the angry inch, the rocky horror picture show, musicals, dracula, gilbert grape, AMELIE, john malcovich, aduptations.......

Television:


call me sad if you like but i like soaps, good old trashy drama. Eastenders, Emmerdale, Corrie etc. and all those terrible american shows. The O.C, Six Feet Under, Nip Tuck etc. keep it coming baby!

Books:

any thing by martin miller (if you know who this man is please tell me 'cause i dont know any one who does), iain banks, carl heissan, ben elton.........any sugestions?

Heroes:

Bjork, Carol Vorderman and Peter Gabriel

My Blog

PJ and Duncan. Best/Worst Lyrics EVER!!!

You remember when the nations favourite prime time TV hosts, Ant & Dec were more commonly known as PJ & Duncan? I was a huge fan and knew every word to every song on their debut album "Psych". Little ...
Posted by Hélène on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 04:57:00 PST

Come have a drink on us at the Verse and Rhyme Festival

Yes, you got it. FREE DRINKS. Check the event page for details. Hosted By: A whole bunch of people who all happen to go to MIWhen: Thursday Sep 13, 2007 at 7:45 PMWhere: The Derby4500 Loz Feliz BlvdLo...
Posted by Hélène on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 04:56:00 PST

11 BANDS, 2 STAGES, FREE ALCOHOL AND BOOZED UP BOBBY BORG

............of course!! It's Mid day on a Monday. What better time could you possibly think of, for me to Tell you all about the party we have all been waiting for, the event of the month .....year ...
Posted by Hélène on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 04:05:00 PST

50 things that a woman can do wrong in sex...

1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is y...
Posted by Hélène on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 06:45:00 PST

ladies! this diet actually works!!

LISTEN CAREFULLYThis is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day. I have found that this really works!! BREAKFAST * 1 Grapefruit * 1 slice who...
Posted by Hélène on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 03:19:00 PST

fuck yeah!!!!!

A&R A+Networking in the Music Industry A+Inside the Music Industry AMusic Publishing A+Music...
Posted by Hélène on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 05:08:00 PST

god bless america

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Posted by Hélène on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 11:46:00 PST

plinks giude to terrible cooking

remember that your only cooking for one so dont use too many ingrediantsok, start by looking to see what you actually have. in this case brown rice, green, yellow, orange and red peppers, half a carro...
Posted by Hélène on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 12:07:00 PST

CUNTFLAPS

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Posted by Hélène on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 08:06:00 PST

im back home!!

right, after a hectic few months in the states im finally in the land of the sane. did i just say that? hmmm   well i couldnt have survived the last 3 months if it wasnt for friends home and away...
Posted by Hélène on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 06:08:00 PST