DELUSIONAL

Described by a panel of distinguished psychiatrists and psychologists as an "undiagnosable subject" and a chief suspect by top FBI officials in a countless number of unfathomable acts of sheer inhumanity, Delusional may have resurfaced. After being captured and held in solitude at a psychiatric ward for 17 hours before escaping, Delusional’s every word was recorded. Now, over four years later the recordings have leaked out. Rambling in rhyme and riddles, describing gruesome unsolved cases in detail, and mentioning possible yet to be discovered acts of disturbing behavior---the recordings are a glimpse into the truly twisted mind of Delusional. In a uniquely strong voice, he speaks of (among others things) using barbed wire to blindfold a church choir---which is strikingly similar to an unsolved case which occurred in Ohio in 1999. Delusional speaks of "force feeding diarrhea filled donuts to fat chicks", which happened at a Weight Watchers in Florida---where the unknown culprit fled the scene avoiding apprehension. "Put a newborn in the microwave blow up it’s fuc*ing head" and "Round up a pack of wild dogs all stricken with rabies lock them in hospital watch them attack newborn babies" are direct quotes from Delusional, referring to sickening events that occurred in the Philippines and Mexico, where helpless infants were victimized. In October 2001 two dozen people were reported missing from an African tribe. In later months, fingers and teeth were found throughout the land, each identified as belonging to those missing people; their bodies were never found. Locals described seeing "a monster" in the area just prior to anyone being abducted. Here is a composite sketch of what they witnessed. Finally, men were found mutilated in Egypt, Russia, Istanbul, Botswana and Japan. All were found absent of limbs, eyes, and tongues; they were all left paralyzed. Not so coincidentally, they all convulsed uncontrollably when hearing the Delusional recordings. Delusional is still at large and---if his recordings are any indication---he may be putting blood in restaurant ketchup bottles, dismembering human beings or performing other severe acts of brutality certain to physically and emotionally scar ones life. He is somewhere unknown---Be careful!