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The Official Josh

That's one small step for man, one giant step for... I have a dream!

About Me

26 year old, 6 ft. tall, 200 lb., 13 in. shoe, Portuguese man. RTM & TheWorstShitEver.com member. Die hard Golden State Warriors fan crazy man & hot sauce lover. Webmaster, Comedian, Critic, Rap Artist, and Basketball Player.

My Interests

My Favorite Sports Icons

Antawn JamisonJason RichardsonKirby Pucket R.I.P.Donovan McNabb

I'd like to meet:

Chris Farley!

Music:

Tecca Nina!Esham The UnholyNecro The SexorcistScarface mmm mmm mmmBrotha Lynch HungDevin The DudeTupac ShakurBone Thugs-n-HarmonyNocturnal Hustlers Bitch!RTM... The originators of XXX Comedy Rap!Can't forget about Peter Gabriel! He's the fuckin' man!Pink FloydTears for Fears

Movies:

Chris Farley... The funniest man that ever lived! R.I.P.Arnold Schwarzenegger... The best action man ever!Big Trouble In Little China... the best movie ever!Favorite Movies: Big Trouble in Little China, The Lost Boys, The Thing, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Caddy Shack, Happy Gilmore, Dumb and Dumber, Demonic Toys, Demon Wind, Evil Dead 2, Lord of the Rings (1-3), The Shining, Old School, Braveheart, Predator, Total Recall, The Running Man, Terminator (1-3), Blade (1 & 2)

Television:

South Park... the best show ever!The X Files... Moulder's tight!24... Don't fuck with Jack Bauer!

My Blog

Tay Zondays Tight!

I don't care what anyone says... Tay Zonday is fuckin' tight! Click these links to check out some of his videos. Explodehttp://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/391918/ Cherry Chocolate Rainhttp://www.e...
Posted by The Official Josh on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 03:29:00 PST

What I Think the Dubs Should Do

The options are endless for the Warriors right now. Just thought I'd throw in my 2 cents of what I think the Dubs should do that can help point this franchise in the right direction. We shou...
Posted by The Official Josh on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 10:57:00 PST

San Mateo Beer Festival Canceled... FUCK!!!

Man& I am one sad panda right now! I found out about a couple weeks ago that the San Mateo Event Center is not hosting the Beer Festival this year. Going to beer festivals is one of my favorite things...
Posted by The Official Josh on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 04:51:00 PST

Bulletin Board Rapers

Why rape my bulletin board? Why rape other people's bulletin boards? Why rape your own bulletin board? If you always post a bulletin every hour or two I'm gonna get sick of it and not even r...
Posted by The Official Josh on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:26:00 PST

Dont Sleep on Netflix

If you love movies as much as I do and you don't have a Netflix account... you better hop on the fuckin' bandwagon! Netflix is one of the best things to ever happen to movies! I've been reppin' Netfli...
Posted by The Official Josh on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 04:26:00 PST

Suckle On My Teet

This shit is fuckin' hilarious! Nick Swardson reminds me of my friend Chris Cox. You gotta check this out.Check out this video: Suckle On My Teet ..Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by The Official Josh on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:37:00 PST

Free Time is Never

I never have free time anymore. I’m taking classes for a new profession and working full time. Once I finish up with classes at the end of May I’ll let you all know what’s up wi...
Posted by The Official Josh on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:29:00 PST

Gelled Hair on the Basketball Court!?

My rant about Andris Biedrins, the Golden State Warriors starting center. I expected a lot more from this guy. He is way overrated and not even a good rebounder. He just gets most of our rebounds beca...
Posted by The Official Josh on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:13:00 PST

Yosemites the Shit!

I went up to Yosemite over the weekend and that place is unbelievable. It was my fourth time visiting and it’s just as great as it was when I first visited. If you haven’t been to Yosemite...
Posted by The Official Josh on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 02:50:00 PST

Fuck Derek Fisher, Fuck the NBA, and Fuck the Lakers!

Is this shit serious!? Derek Fisher is the biggest pussy in the NBA! If you ended up watching the Warriors vs. Lakers game on March 24 at the Oracle Arena how can you not feel the same. Fuckin’ ...
Posted by The Official Josh on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 03:12:00 PST