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RTM (Real Tuff Mufuckas)

The originatiors of XXX Comedy Rap

About Me

We've been puttin' it down for the XXX Comedy Rap scene since 1998 representin' the California Bay Area. Many try to be Real Tuff Mufuckas, but fall short. Don't get caught up with the wanna-be's sayin' they got big dicks and comedic rhymes. No one makes the hotties pussy juice seep through their panties like RTM. Follow in our footsteps if you must, but just realize and pay homage to the originators. This music is like nothing you have ever heard before. Get ready for this boner bananza, titty tornado, bogus butthole, and plethera of pussy music!

Official RTM Hotties

RTM Hotties Friend List

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Music:

Member Since: 10/30/2005
Band Website: myspace.com/thertm
Band Members: RTM Music
P.O. Box 921
San Mateo, CA 94403

J-MacDoe The Psycho

James Terrace The Creep

Jacuzzi The Goon
Influences: Pornos, Pussy, & Weird Shit
Sounds Like: Rhythmalistic Hardcore Sex, Wet Pounding Action, Porn Crazed Pirates, Horny Cavemen, & Psychopathic Sexual Weirdos
Type of Label: None

My Blog

NEW... Top 8 RTM Hotties of the Week

Make sure to check out our page at the beginning of every week to find out who our current RTM Hotties of the Week are. Every week we will have a new top 8, so come check us out to see if you mad...
Posted by RTM (Real Tuff Mufuckas) on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 03:19:00 PST

"CLIMB OUR BONERS" HARD COPIES NOW AVAILABLE!

Our newly released, re-mastered limited edition hard copy of our "Climb Our Boners" album is now available. You can hear some of our songs from this album on our page. Please send us a message if you ...
Posted by RTM (Real Tuff Mufuckas) on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:30:00 PST

We’re Coming Back!

If you haven't noticed we've been away for awhile, but we are coming back. We are finally back on track and starting in June we will continue working on our new project "The Chalice of Cum." Sorr...
Posted by RTM (Real Tuff Mufuckas) on Wed, 14 May 2008 01:29:00 PST

ATTN. LADIES!!! WANT TO BE AN OFFICIAL RTM HOTTIE!?

We would like you to be an "Official RTM Hottie!" Check out the "Official RTM Hotties" we have on our MySpace page right now (above our top 8 list and in our picture index). Your picture can possibly ...
Posted by RTM (Real Tuff Mufuckas) on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 04:07:00 PST

Read a Hater!

This is the official "Read a Hater" blog! All the hate mail we receive will be posted here for your reading pleasure, so check it out regularly as it will be updated with our latest hate mail once it ...
Posted by RTM (Real Tuff Mufuckas) on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:13:00 PST

We're Looking for a Deal!

If you know anyone that can help us or if you can help us it would be greatly appreciated. We are looking for a record deal and/or looking for a distribution company who would be interested ...
Posted by RTM (Real Tuff Mufuckas) on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 10:17:00 PST

What Does "Tuff" Mean?

Definition and reasoning for Tuff: The word "Tuff" must always be spelt with a capital "T". All the members of RTM live life Tuff! Tuff can be an adjective or a verb. Tuff meaning being crazy, we...
Posted by RTM (Real Tuff Mufuckas) on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 12:47:00 PST