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Dana DeNook

There's only one thing that I know how to do well and I've often been told that you only can do what

About Me

LA Anti-Socialite
My newly-revived blog about food, entertainment... you know, stuff.
DYNAMITE KABLAMMO RETURNS!
Introducing our newest member, Meredith Rensa!
Click here for www.dynamitekablammo.com!
Folks, I present "Jesus Says It's Okay To Be Gay"!
PS: Check out Matt's hot ass! Whooooooo!
Alright. This is what comes of having to work the day before a major holiday in an office where nobody else has bothered to show up.
How hot is my MySpace resume page?? Just that hot!
Listen to my recommendations!
I would not steer you wrong!
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We live in an era of enormous cynicism. Do not be fooled.
Don't act for money. You'll start to feel dead and bitter.
Don't act for glory. You'll start to feel dead, fat and fearful.
We live in an era of enormous cynicism. Do not be fooled.
-- John Patrick Shanley

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This is from "Garfield Minus Garfield" and is one of the funniest things on Earth.
It's cool! You can has cheezburger too!
If you want to know more about me, you'll ask.....

My Interests

Many things interest me. You interest me. No wait, you don't. Scratch that. Let's start over.

Things I like:
Movies, TV, theatre, books, internet... let's just say "media", acting, writing, reading, cooking , eating, drinking, karaoke at the Oxwood Inn , photo editing, giant purses, lazy weekends, raising hell with the Kablammo's, taking notes, making lists, getting crafty with my bad self, conceptualizing grandiose plans that I will never carry out (see Designing Furniture), Super Smash Bros. (especially for the Wii). Oh, and applause.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can help me fully realize (that is, "to make real; give reality to", not "to grasp or understand clearly") my dreams of being able to make a living off the entertainment industry and remaining clothed all at the same time.

And of course, you.

Music:

Now playing:
"Take Off Your Sunglasses" by Ezra Fuhrman and the Harpoons
I heart this song

Movies:

Check my LA Anti-Socialite blog, which I'm trying to keep posted with movie reviews. They take up too much space here.

But I will keep...

The "It" Trailers
Vicky Cristina Barcelona I think I need a cigarette after just watching the trailer. Can we just call this "Javier Bardem Bangs Everyone... and Then They Bang Each Other"?
Burn After Reading This makes me happy because it marks the return of something I've been missing: Kooky Dorky Brad Pitt. Enough of this Neo-Rat Pack Suave Brad Pitt, Serious Dramatic Brad Pitt and Humanitarian Adopt-the-World Brad Pitt. This is how I like him, borderline bat-shit crazy.

The "Big Fat Boo" List:

Oh, I just don't have enough hate in my heart to put anything in this slot right now.

Television:

Hulu is my new best friend.Holy crap! Something on SNL made me laugh! Legitimately! Check it out.
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Books:

"'What's wrong with a good book?' I asked.
Bowden shrugged. In these days of junk TV, short attention spans and easy-to-digest sound bites, it seemed that the book, the noble device to which both Bowden and I had devoted much of our lives, was being marginalized into just another human story-telling experience also-ran, along with the epic poem, Greek theatre, Jackanory, Beta and Tarzanagrams."
-First Among Sequels, Jasper Fforde

I just read "Breakfast at Tiffany's" for the first time and... well, it's kind of amazing. And I think I'm going to say I love it.

Heroes:

Tina Fey
She's gone from the cool, smart SNL head writer to the cool, smart writer, creator, executive producer and accessable lead-actress of an Emmy award winning comedy. And one that is actually good, which is saying a lot. Plus on the show, she's like Mary Tyler Moore, only cooler and smarter. Not that MTM isn't both of those things.
Cate Blanchett
The woman is a goddess of the acting world. She can do anything. She was even a convincing Bob Dylan.
Katee Sackhoff
The HARBINGER OF DEATH and I love her for it!
Keith Olberman
You had me at "I blame youuu..."
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Amanda Palmer
In my book, she can do no wrong.
Amy Poehler
(Aww! It's pre-SNL Amy!)
Amy Sedaris = fuckinilarious
Karen O
(a.k.a. The Muthafuckin Bomb)
Jon Stewart
(I love this man.)
Laurie Notaro
If you don't know who she is, then you suck.
And I believe that in some way, I just may be a character in an unwritten Woody Allen movie...

My Blog

No, Tom. NO.

I recall very distinctly when I deleted Tom from my Friends list.Actually, that's a lie. But it was somewhere around the time that I got other actual people on my Friends list that I realized, "I don'...
Posted by Dana DeNook on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 11:06:00 PST

Fine, Arik. Ill bite.

10 Random things about meApparently, once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts, habits, or goals about yourself. Hence, I'm doing so. So I guess at the en...
Posted by Dana DeNook on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 11:52:00 PST

Recipe of the day

nataliedee.com...
Posted by Dana DeNook on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 10:17:00 PST

And you better be too! (A message from Dynamite Kablammo)

DK's "You Will Most Likely Die" opens July 29th! ...and it runs through September 2nd, so it's no biggie if you can't make opening night. Just, you know, come sometime. Actually, last time it was th...
Posted by Dana DeNook on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 01:57:00 PST

Save the date(s)!

Enough resting on our laurels! Dynamite Kablammo's new show opens July 29th and will run on Tuesdays for 6 weeks. Damn. We better get crack-a-lackin!
Posted by Dana DeNook on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 03:21:00 PST

Yup. I can see that.

You Are An ENFJThe GiverYou strive to maintain harmony in relationships, and usually succeed.Articulate and enthusiastic, you are good at making personal connections.Sometimes you idealize relationshi...
Posted by Dana DeNook on Sat, 24 May 2008 07:02:00 PST

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Posted by Dana DeNook on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 02:10:00 PST

Oh come on!!

Like I don't feel like a big enough dork in general. Now Eli Stone has to come along and make me sing along to "Faith" by George Michael every time one of their promos comes on, prompting me to think,...
Posted by Dana DeNook on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 04:50:00 PST

A new vice. Great.

Plaintain chips. They sound fairly healthy and innocent. Like the fact that they're made from something vaguely exotic excuses the modifier "chips". They're chips. They are fried... actually these say...
Posted by Dana DeNook on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 12:56:00 PST

ella ella ella

Say what you want about Rihanna's song "Umbrella".Say that it'sirritatingrepetitiveuninterestingany of these things.That shit is catchy.All I need is to see a picture of that woman and I know that for...
Posted by Dana DeNook on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:20:00 PST