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Mandi

baby killer

About Me

I invented the euphemism "void your warranty" to mean taking someone's virginity. I encourage you to use this phrase widely in conversation so that one day it might be ubiquitous.

My Interests

blogging more than any good nerd ever should, voices that sound like whiskey and mountains, school supplies, new trails, running and sweating and breathing, intersections between spatial and sexual theory, expansion, neologisms, Jean Arthur, uncomfortableness, atrocities, deformities, abnormalities, autonomy as a hot characteristic, research and analysis, book smells, cinema lights, good leans, the functionality of boots, ephemera, weight lifting, exhaustion, films that plunge into the narrative action and dispose of exposition rather quickly, finding an enclave of hot geeks, movie trivia, Jimmy Stewart, costumes, themed events, freebies, Hepburn and Tracy, stuffonmycat.com, web comics, dinosaurs, Appalachian identity, packages in the mail, mad max meets honky tonk meets not being as dumb as that might sound ...

I'd like to meet:

People that can tell me amusing stories or that don't mind if I tell them stories I find amusing.

Music:

Tom Russell, Lucero, Cory Branan, The Faint, The Epoxies, Gob Iron, Skinny Puppy, Dwight Yoakam, KMFDM, Billy Joel, Tom Petty, Wrinkle Neck Mules, Uncle Tupelo, The Carter Family, Son Volt, Little Richard, Alabama, Hank III, the damn Beach Boys, Duran Duran, The Pet Shop Boys, Loretta Lynn, Librarians, ...anything that makes me want to wiggle, widge, be happy, or call my friends up late at night.

Movies:

serenity, dawn of the dead, nightmare on elm street (with an emphasis on 1&3), sleepaway camp, it happened one night, ginger snaps, nightbreed, total recall, predator, jeremiah johnson, the house of yes, cannibal holocaust, true lies, lethal weapon series, alien (1,2, &3 but i have defended the womb scene in part 4), evil dead series, buffy the vampire slayer, joe versus the volcano, event horizon, commando, elling, the fifth element, back to the future series, ferris bueller's day off, poltergeist (with an emphasis on 2 but 3 was terrible), terminator (1&2), last action hero, it's a wonderful life, gone with the wind, night of the living dead, the neverending story, rebecca, the sound of music, anatomy of a murder, battle royale, shockwaves (underwater nazi zombies...need i say more?), the stuff, say anything, parenthood, die hard, rocky horror picture show, high fidelity, fatal attraction, batman, batman returns, rear window, regarding henry, willow, harvey, when harry met sally, hellraiser 1&2, the muppet movie, the muppets take manhattan, clan of the cave bear, pale rider, terms of endearment, one flew over the cuckoo's nest, the lost boys, near dark, the abyss, groundhog's day, rushmore, rabid, the fly, bill and ted's excellent adventure, edward scissorhands, beetlejuice, benny and joon, and on and on and on...

Television:

rome, house, quantum leap, the x-files, firefly, seinfeld, surgeries of all kinds, buffy, dinosaur documentaries, the west wing, the twilight zone, six feet under, home movies, the young ones, dead like me, arrested development, rocky and bullwinkle, dirty jobs.

Books:

The Whole Story and Other Stories, Lady Chatterly's Lover, Confessions of a Cineplex Heckler, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Tom Jones, Maggie: A Girl of the Streets, Frankenstein, Harry Potter Series, Book of the Dead I & II, Books of Blood, The Great Gatsby, End Game, The Outsiders, The Time Traveler's Wife, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, Brave New World, Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf?, Millennium Hall, a big book about dinosaurs, The Catcher in the Rye, The Stranger, The Miracle of Theism, etc.

Heroes:

If by that you mean individuals that I think are awesome, then Eddie Izzard, Jimmy Foodshoes, and Freddy Krueger.

My Blog

Kanye came over to play Connect Four

So apparently Kanye West plays a fuckton of Connect Four. I find Kanye annoying but now I totally respect him for enjoying the most simplistic and fun of strategy games. I have personally been subject...
Posted by Mandi on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 06:12:00 PST

ho... ly. christ.

after being stood up for a date (yeah, can you believe that shit), i decided to finally paint my apartment...i have this pattern where i live in an apartment with white walls for a year or more before...
Posted by Mandi on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 10:34:00 PST

Watch this, bitches.

This is so worth mentioning.  Maria Bamford is doing a new series for Super Deluxe and it's super super good.  When you see her face and hear her voice you'll totally recognizer her from her...
Posted by Mandi on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 07:17:00 PST

Nick's Survey

I wrote this for you people. It might be the only survey that actually reveals a gross amount of it's authors mind.--Nick 1. Have you ever been bitten by a wild animal?What counts as wild?  I've...
Posted by Mandi on Tue, 22 May 2007 07:09:00 PST

this is beer...the suckiest soda ever

that's the general position i've had on the subject for about 27 years...this past thanksgiving i decided that i'd like to learn how to drink beer and then maybe even figure out how to drink it withou...
Posted by Mandi on Fri, 04 May 2007 07:10:00 PST

current events: a set of future predictions

I wrote this blog a while ago but myspace wouldn't let me post it...so now it's more like "a retrospective look at events that are still ongoing and that may have bearing on the future state of events...
Posted by Mandi on Tue, 01 May 2007 04:19:00 PST

fuckin' dreams, dude

in my dream last night i was dating Mike Workman and i couldn't remember how that came to pass...i wanted to ask him but i thought it might be rude to say, "how did we end up dating?"...Mike needed to...
Posted by Mandi on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 07:22:00 PST

An open letter to the guy that tried to steal my car:

Asshole.
Posted by Mandi on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 08:52:00 PST

i never write blogs b/c of work and b/c i have nothing to say

is pornotube (as in, youtube) a thing or did i just make that up? i could easily google it but it's way more fun to make you asswipes do the research...so go and research pornotube...maybe it's like t...
Posted by Mandi on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 06:07:00 PST

case you ain't heard...me and starbuck

had a dream the other day that i was on the Enterprise and so was Starbuck (of Battlestar Galactica fame)...and all the dudes on the bridge were all "oohhh...two blonde chicks that are sorta dudeish.....
Posted by Mandi on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 04:56:00 PST