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About Me

picture yourself being stuck in a marsh of rotten cum in a foreign land of dicks. mexican sweat drips in your eyes while gay mosquitos suck your blood. its kinda like my own version of lord of the rings but when i get to mordor i realize i forgot the ring in my other pair of pants. when i finally get turned around i take a wrong turn and end up in a frozen tundra full of molesters that offer me beef jerky and used up porno. its almost impossible for your asshole to remain untouched here since god gave up on this place a long time ago. the ghost of jim varney sings in your ear as the corpse of steve erwin farts in your mouth. look to the east at the first light of dawn and see the white naked bearded man ride towards an army of wigger chuds and blind them with the light of a thousand burning icp shirts and smash them with his orgasmic breathing.

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i dont really want to meet to many people. they probably dont want to meet me. who the hell wants to meet a guy that owns 4 t shirts and has no plates or silverware in his apartment? i guess if you want to meet a dude thats kinda nice, then i guess i am, but being nice doesnt really get you too far in life. when i was in college, i was older than everyone else so i felt like billy madison exept none of the teachers fell in love with me. most of them just continued to think i was retarded. i try my best to be polite and down to earth with everyone i meet. sometimes i think i come across as alice from the brady bunch in a way. dont know how to cook or clean though. i dont really reek of greatness in the skills department either. i say shit,fuck,dude and man waaay to much for my own good. fuck it. i love myself anyway. someone has to right? ...i also want to meet brad pit and angelina jolie. i think they are both awsome. i love to read about different movie stars.

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