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josh mason

i've got a reading. it's not much, but it could be a life-form.

About Me

i make tats for a livin'. all the lies about me are true. i'll tattoo you for cash money or stolen goods. (www.independenttattoostudio.com) i'm searching for truth in the land called pennsylvania. AIM= sad old padre.

My Interests

??? mostly tattooing and bad music. i enjoy sleeping. roller hockey is a good time, as well. i got this "c+c music factory" ringtone which is very interesting.

I'd like to meet:

rudolf hess. julias streicher. ralph moeller. mark hamill.

Television:

i like programming that features fat people yelling at one another.

Books:

the rise and fall of the third reich.

Heroes:

Rest in peace, Brother.

My Blog

fans of TROLL 2

....admittedly, this stuff is only mildly amusing, provided you're a troll 2 fan.  if you're not, i'm not sure it would be worth bothering.  troll 2 is a remarkable reminder to a time in my ...
Posted by josh mason on Sat, 26 May 2007 09:27:00 PST

a fantastic gem to behold

well, it happened.  i never thought it would happen in my lifetime, but it has.  however unlikely it might be, at least we can all collect ourselves in peace.  the event i'm referring t...
Posted by josh mason on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 10:55:00 PST

a moral choice....

...nah, just kidding.  morals are boring.  so, what's your favorite thing about star wars??????? 
Posted by josh mason on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 11:08:00 PST

TONNAGE.

  tonight is the night that two become one.  red light special.  don't go chasin' waterfalls, please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.  i am thinking about li...
Posted by josh mason on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 10:08:00 PST

another beautiful hurdle.

summer is back.  my face is always sore from incessant squinting.  my body does not adjust well to the change in temperature.  the difference between a hot, muggy street and air conditi...
Posted by josh mason on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 10:56:00 PST

i was TAGGED.

"So the rules are, once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 6 weird things or habits about yourself. In the end you need to choose the 7 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't f...
Posted by josh mason on Wed, 03 May 2006 10:39:00 PST

triumph

i think the time has come to overthrow my body. i must build a headquarters within my trunk.  i'd run communication wire to my extremities so the vanguard could redress the crime of physical impr...
Posted by josh mason on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 01:57:00 PST

the decline of my standards.

I'll boil this down to its simplest form:  I lost my Milli Vanilli cd and I'm crushed.  No thanks to fucking Mike Aul, I have that "girl you know it's true" song stuck in my head.  The ...
Posted by josh mason on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 10:33:00 PST

tender. (legal)

it took four years but i finally did it!!!! all this time, all i had to do was turn around.... first, you just need to be REALLY careful when you clip the skin off.  it's kinda tricky pulling it ...
Posted by josh mason on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 07:01:00 PST

playing hockey at your leisure.

5 goals, and 1 assist.  ....i think i had an alright game, and have earned the right to gloat a bit.  this could be a dangerous situation.  those who know me well know of my inner "walt...
Posted by josh mason on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 09:14:00 PST