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Jamie Arnold

...Arnold, go back to CHAARRRRRLOTTTE

About Me

I like to take it to the next level.

My Interests

Turning out the lights when I'm the last person to leave a room, watching people fall down without getting hurt, insomnia, sleeping, saying things that are inappropriate and wondering if that was weird, party over here.

I'd like to meet:

Bill Murray, Pee Wee Herman, Edith Massey, and Styx.

Music:

The Who, Wipers, Reigning Sound, GbV, Roxy Music, Kinks, Sonics, The (Dutch) Outsiders, Os Mutantes, Crime, Daniel Johnston, The Fall, and getting the Led out is pretty crucial sometimes.

Movies:

They Live, Time Bandits, Re-Animator, Night of the Hunter, Empire of the Sun, Bottle Rocket

Television:

Depressing Lifetime movies about women in mom jeans getting kidnapped.

Books:

Sedaris, Huxley, Palahniuk, D. Cooper, Capote, Lovecraft, Vonnegut, Chabon, and Lem.

Heroes:

Bill Murray, Pee Wee Herman, Dr. Who, Batman, and that guy from Heavy Metal Parking Lot that's decked out in head to toe zebra print who says punk's from Mars and Madonna can go to hell - I love that guy.

My Blog

Good quote

"Capital itself produces nothing. Why should those who produce everything have nothing, and those who produce nothing have everything?" -James F Carey, 1906
Posted by Jamie on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 01:04:00 PST

Irritation Station

What the hell are "smileys??" Why do people need them? Every time my mouse accidentally drags over this goddamed smiley ad to download smileys, I keep hearing some dumbass say "Hellllooooo" and it's d...
Posted by Jamie on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 01:10:00 PST

Boooooorrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiinnnnnnnng

So, daily life is...well....totally boring. You ever read those blogs that are so selfish and negative you want to slap a person? This is one of those, sorry. Here are some exerpts of a typically bori...
Posted by Jamie on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 01:20:00 PST

Passions: The Greatest American TV Drama Ever

Passions is, perhaps, the greatest television show ever. If you disagree, I will fight you. Why? How can anyone resist a show with midgets that turn into dolls that wield magic with a wicked witch (R....
Posted by Jamie on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 01:05:00 PST

HORSE APPLES

Is the funniest shit ever. Sorry.
Posted by Jamie on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 12:32:00 PST

Steely Dan, Bob Seeger, et al

So yeah, I'll fucking admit it: I don't hate Steely Dan. I used to loathe Donald Fagen's very existence, but for some reason (alcoholism? early Alzheimer's?) I have now knocked down those walls (of sa...
Posted by Jamie on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 12:48:00 PST

You're Out, Lou's In

There is a band that needs to be destroyed. I know, I know, there are thousands of bands that need to be destroyed, but there is one band that I am making it my own special personal mission  toda...
Posted by Jamie on Thu, 25 May 2006 12:58:00 PST

The best thing about the Oscars...

...Three 6 Mafia
Posted by Jamie on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 12:40:00 PST

Tying your shoes isn't for sissies, but wearing glasses is, so that guy's a sissy.

"Shoes and Shopping" or "I Am A Corporate Whore" A few of us made a little film about our friend Hank and Gabbi's shoe designs, HaHa Shoes, a few weeks ago, and I'm really excited to see it....it was...
Posted by Jamie on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 02:23:00 PST

Wicked Ri-tah-did

Random randomness....(i.e. boring boringness about my daily life) Becky and Joey threw a going away party for Jesse at the house last weekend. Jesse's new job is pretty cool, and yeah, New York's "co...
Posted by Jamie on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 11:29:00 PST