Derek

Im sexy thats a given. I like skinny skiing, deep sea lion hunting, skeet surfing, I like to sit in front of high schools blasting Def Leopard and reving the engine (it drives the chickies crazy), and I like the smell of my own farts. On any givin day you may find me traveling across the world or cuddling up with a book and a 1952 bottle of Dom in a paper cup. My friends call me the luckiest man in the world because of my enormous penis, I rarely fall asleep during sex, and the ability to shave my back without a miror. I guess you could say im quite the man about town a veritable pauly shore as such, and a bit of a flibertygibbert . To all of my friends and followers MUAH! MUAH! And to all the high school chickies call me if you want sting eye.