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The Kelly

I love E.T.'s Best Friend!

About Me

Why hello there, I'm Mr Kelly and this is my...space. I'm not going to sit here and try to tell you about me b/c frankly there is not enough room to express ALL of my odd quirks and crap that I do. So if you REALLY want to know. ASK. But I do warn you, I am slighty odd. An ADHDesque personality with a pinch of hatred and a crap load of sarcasm. Ifyou dont understand what I just said... sense of humors are glorious! Oh oh oh and I like alcohol!! No seriously. And again if you take this seriously you have issues. But if you lie too me I'll find you

My Interests

ELLIOTT. I love chillin w/ my friends out here and back in Texas. (When I can get out there) Otherwise I will do anything if it seems even remotely interesting.

I'd like to meet:

I've already met her.
Any person that likes to laugh and laughs at everything, even when you probably shouldn't. But not people that don't understand I am sarcastic, and they sit there and complain how much of an asshole I am.... Your probably an attention whore and I hate you. I fucking told you! Ok i'm calm, i'm done. If you don't have a sense you humor, you have no reason to speak to me :)
You're 95% Irish
Congratulations, you're a shining example of an Irish lass (or lad).
There's hardly anyone more Irish than you! How Irish Are You?

Music:

I like all music. But if ya'll like good music that isn't mainstream CRAp go to: dizzylilacs.com you likey I swear promise. But bands that must be mentioned are my personal favorite Flogging Molly and... They are coming out w/ a new CD and a DVD of their live shows toward the end of this year...!!!...ok...ya I just listen to everything else. I like how people list all these bands that they probably couldn't link a fucking song to... (ohhhh damn you feel that hatred... I love it)

Movies:

I like all movies. But My personal Favs are The Boondock Saints... I have been waiting in vain for a sequel I fear shall never come to Fruition. Which brings me to a documentary that all should see about the Director Troy Duffy, called 'Overnight'. Anyway, also a movie I thought was to be lame and turned out to be my favorite, Van Wilder, It's close to comic perfection... Ok not quite but a funny ass movie. Just about every comedy movie is what I love.

Television:

Ehhhhhhhhh. I don't watch too much TV anymore but when I do its The History channel... And House MD!

Books:

History History and more wild History. History would be my guilty pleasure. Kinda like people watching Full House... or wearing leg warmers.

Heroes:

Elliott and I. It's been a long time, but it happened in the end.

My Blog

200 QUESTION SURVEY

200: My name is: Shaun199: I was born in: Burbank, CA198. I am: Fucking Hilarious197. My eye color is: Brown 195. My shoe size is: 13-14194. My ring size is: I have no idea. 10... or 11?193. My Favori...
Posted by The Kelly on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 04:48:00 PST

i.... am .... BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.:. high school: Saugus .:. junior high school: Arryo Seco .:. elementary school: San Leandro Christian; Edison; Miller; Saint Roberts; Highlands. I got kicked out afew times... What the fuck could a ...
Posted by The Kelly on Tue, 09 May 2006 02:05:00 PST

Fuckin' bored

1. What is your middle name?Michael2. How big is your bed?Full. But its half that at the moment3. What are you listening to right now?Boyz in the hood. 4. What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone ...
Posted by The Kelly on Thu, 04 May 2006 10:56:00 PST