Talk binary to me! |
1010111001010100110101010010110101100101, you sick little monkeys!
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Posted by squarepusher on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 08:46:00 PST |
Robot Chode, who is this man? |
Ringaling a stinging fling goes the drone of the Glasgow telephone.
"Hello?" I sigh, a stained glass cry, to know the no-Stranger soul.
The Yorkshire Capo cries "We would have your legs a-broke in twa...
Posted by squarepusher on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 04:22:00 PST |
Roman rolled hashish soup rains down like a vengeance upon the mons of ragnarok |
WHhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooaAAAAAA
Talk about a prolonged absence on our part!!
Oh well. Absence makes the heart grow fonder
Oh well. Absinthe makes the hearth glow larger
Oh well. Abcess makes ...
Posted by squarepusher on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 09:47:00 PST |
Shelter Smelter, Canyon Skelter. Found a cougar, made to pelt her. |
Saw a man in a long black coat the other day, staring at the sky with a dangerous gleam in his hair. In his left hand he held a telephone on a disconnected wire, ripped straight out of a booth, presum...
Posted by squarepusher on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 12:15:00 PST |
Sergio Lunchboz lost his cool in Prauge, but Super Nintendo still plays like a dream. |
Take heed, DnB fallacies. The sun sets in the west tonight, so coat your umbrellas in hogfat and don't dance in the armory without a permission slip. I would hate to see any of you get hurt.
Clo...
Posted by squarepusher on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 01:03:00 PST |
Goddamn chipper woodchipper, your a fucking animal! |
Hello, you sick dnb monks and pediatricians. Ocelots have ex girlfriends. Everybody knows this. Sometimes they kill them with creativly home-engineered ballistic arms.
Frankly, I approve. SHOOT THE FU...
Posted by squarepusher on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 10:15:00 PST |
Black hands of keystone viscissitudes... also, icecream. |
So curious, so demanding, these strange trading cards can be.
As if free data wasn't enough. No, NO! ENTITLEMENT! they cry.
Well, Maggie Thatcher still has room in her crusty august knickers, for thos...
Posted by squarepusher on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 09:01:00 PST |
The Alpha Male Nacho Program |
When we kick the shit out of you, we call it democracy.
NO PROBLEM
No one has the guts to get on hands and knees and scrub the filth out of their sinks with a toothbrush anymore.
We still have not sol...
Posted by squarepusher on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 03:12:00 PST |
Madonna of the rocks. |
And fuck your weak anagrams!
Who amongst you has no cabbage in their blood?
Posted by squarepusher on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 12:29:00 PST |
The 19 year old purple haired bisexual girl who can lick her own back. |
Well, THAT got your fucking attention, I bet.
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
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Posted by squarepusher on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 12:50:00 PST |
