Feild Specialties: Machiavellian P.R. and Marketing tactics,
Social Dischord,
Hubris,
Ironic Comedy,
and Ad-Hoc Mysticism.
Earthly Occupation: Professional insomniac and corporate gaming android. Credentials in RPG and FPS.
Here's to all the hearty ones, loved and hated.
"My name is Clarence Mumpert, sir. I'm a recuperating Robitussin addict and I've come to learn the ways of the niiinjah."
Hah, like it matters, none of you fuckers read anyway.
The Illuminatus! Trilogy"
"Blue Light"
"I am 8-Bit"
"Behold a Pale Horse"
"The Chemical Wedding of Christian Rosenkruetz"
"Brother of the Third Degree"
"Prometheus Rising"
"Angel Tech"
"Akashic Record Player"
"YHVH:The Keys of Enoch"
"Condnsed Chaos"
"Prime Chaos"
"Guns, Germs and Steel"
"A Garden Of Pomegranites"
"Philosophy in the Bedroom"
"Stranger in a Strange Land"
"Justine"
"Generation Hex"
"Liber Null and Psychonaut"
"Liber Kaos"
"Psybermagick"
"Childhood's End"
"The Pilgrim's Regress"
"Sex Drugs and Magick"
"Oryx and Crake"
"Atlas Shrugged" (read the whole fucking thing, too)
"The Fountianhead"
"Thus Spoke Zarathustra"
"High Magic"
"Haunted"
"The Bible" (is he joking?)
"Shit Magnet: One man's miraculous ability to absorb the world's guilt"
"The Anarchist Cookbook" (good for a chuckle)
"The Road To Mars"
"A Clockwork Orange"
"Angels and Demons"
"The Giger Tarot"
"The Devil's Notebook"
"God's Gladiators"
"Liber 777"
"Wraeththu"
"Liber Legis"
"Head to Hortense" (represent!)
"Perfume"
"Modern Magick"
"Origin of the Species"
"Reagan's America"
"The Chronicles of Narnia"
"The Wheel of Time" saga
The chronicles of "Thomas Covenant the Unbeliever"
"Carl Sagan: a Life"
"Cosmos"
"Trainspotting"
"Shroedinger's Cat"
"The Koran"
"How to Stop Time: Heroin A to Z"
"Howard Stern's Private Parts"
"Boondocks: Right to be Hostile"
"Angel Claw"
"Transfigurations"
"The essential Calvin and Hobbes"
"The Golden Bough"
"The Principia Discordia"
"Evolutionary Witchcraft"
"The Power of Myth"
"Magick Without Tears"
"Oral Sadism and the Vegetarian Personality"
"The Book of Five Rings"
"Medical Meditation"
"Dark Nights of the Soul"
"The Chicken Qabalah"
"Image of the Beast/Blown"
"Grendel"
"What Matters Most Is How Well You Walk Through The Fire"
"Play The Piano Like A Percussion instrument Untill The Fingers Begin To Bleed A bit"
"The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy"
"Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"
"Paradise Lost"
"I, Lucifer"
"Holy Blood, Holy Grail"
"Zen and the Art of Fucking Shit Up" (pending autobiography)
Maynard James Keenan never drinks before noon.