Primarily the distorted guitars and thundering drums of the music known as Metal!
The Metal Gods!
Here you'll find an assembly of pleasant noisemakers:
3 Inches of Blood
Accept
Aghora
Akercocke
Amon Amarth
Amorphis
Anathema
Angel Dust
Angra
Angtoria
Annihilator
Anthrax
Apocalyptica
Arch Enemy
Armored Saint
Astral Doors
At the Gates
At Vance
Avantasia
Ayreon
Bal-Sagoth
Behemoth
Belphegor
Between the Buried and Me
The Black Dahlia Murder
Black Label Society
Black Sabbath
Blind Guardian
Bloodbath
Bolt Thrower
Borknagar
Brainstorm
Burzum
Candlemass
Cannibal Corpse
Carcass
Carnivore
Cathedral
Cattle Decapitation
Cellador
Celtic Frost
Cephalic Carnage
Children of Bodom
Coheed and Cambria
Control Denied
Cradle of Filth
Cryptopsy
Dark Funeral
Dark Tranquillity
Darkthrone
Death
Death Angel
Deep Purple
Deicide
Demons & Wizards
Destruction
Dethklok
Dimmu Borgir
Dio
Dissection
DragonForce
Dragonlord
Dream Evil
Dream Theater
Edguy
Elvenking
Ensiferum
Enslaved
Entombed
Evergrey
Exodus
Falconer
Fates Warning
Fields of the Nephilim
FinnTroll
The Flower Kings
Flowing Tears
Fozzy
Freedom Call
God Forbid
Gordian Knot
Gorgoroth
Green Jello
GWAR
HammerFall
Helloween
His Infernal Majesty (H.I.M.)
The Human Abstract
Iced Earth
Imagika
Immolation
Immortal
Impellitteri
In Flames
Into Eternity
Iron Maiden
Iron Savior
Isis
Jag Panzer
Job for a Cowboy
Judas Priest
Kamelot
Kansas
Katatonia
King Crimson
King Diamond
King's X
Kreator
Krisiun
Lacrimosa
Lacuna Coil
Lamb of God
Leaves' Eyes
Led Zeppelin
Liquid Tension Experiment
Malevolent Creation
Manowar
Marillion
Mastodon
Mayhem
Megadeth
Mercyful Fate
Meshuggah
Metal Church
Metalium
Metallica (1981 - 1991, R.I.P.)
Moonspell
Morbid Angel
Mortification
Motorhead
My Dying Bride
Naglfar
Narnia
Necrophagist
Nevermore
Nicodemus
Nightwish
Nile
Nocturnal Rites
Novembers Doom
Nuclear Assault
Obituary
Old Man's Child
Opeth
Orphaned Land
OSI
Overkill
Paradise Lost
Paramaecium
Pentagram
Pink Cream 69
Pink Floyd
Primal Fear
Queensryche
Rainbow
Rhapsody of Fire
Ring of Fire
Rush
Sacred Reich
Sadus
Sargent Fury
Satyricon
Savatage
Saxon
Scar Symmetry
Scorpions
Sentenced
Sepultura
Shadow Gallery
Shadows Fall
Sinergy
Six Feet Under
Slayer
Soilent Green
Sonata Arctica
Spinal Tap
Spiral Architect
Spock's Beard
Steel Prophet
Stormtroopers of Death (SOD)
Strapping Young Lad
Stratovarius
Suffocation
Susperia
Symphony X
Symphorce
Tad Morose
Tenacious D
Testament
Theatre of Tragedy
Therion
Threshold
Tiamat
Tool
Tourniquet
Transatlantic
Trans-Siberian Orchestra
Tristania
Trivium
Type O Negative
Unleashed
Vader
Vanden Plas
Vital Remains
W.A.S.P.
The Who
Within Temptation
Yes
Yngwie J. Malmsteen's Rising Force
If you, by some freak chance, possess the ability to satiate my bloodlust, by all means, try to entertain me. But I'm sure your plans will be thwarted because you failed at life at a young age.
Do I detect an echo in the HTML? This is very likely since you never seem to quell your insipid verbal meandering.
Did someone actually try to instill in you writing acumen?
Fun Fact: They wasted their time.
No one is deserving enough of my reverance to be hoisted upon a pedestal, least of whom is you.