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Burt Paseos

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About Me

I am a struggling stand up comic. My life is a string of hostile audiences and unhealthy attachments to bartenders. I like scotch whiskey, Bukowski, Billy Wilder movies and the dirty punk rock.

My Interests

Books:

Our Band Could be your Life, Ask the Dust, Women, How to Talk Dirty and Influence People

Heroes:

"All my heroes are dead....and most of them are jewish...a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"

My Blog

6:15 AM at the D-room

I have been working the 9 pm to 5:30 AM shift. I have been feeling like Travis Bickle from the movie Taxi Driver and shit. I work thru the night and I am at the a local watering hole in the trendy Los...
Posted by Burt Paseos on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 03:43:00 PST

Albert Owens Superstar....

My last year living in New York City was a particularly lonely one.  Most of my close friends had left town, joined AA or just were flat out avoiding me.  My friends were bartenders or other...
Posted by Burt Paseos on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 11:57:00 PST

Porn Stars in my break room

Been living in Los Angeles for three months.  I have a job working at Playboy TV.  For some reason these porn jobs keep finding me and I keep taking them.  Doesn't pay that great, but i...
Posted by Burt Paseos on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 08:08:00 PST

Karaoke

I have this theory about Karoake.  My theory is that Karoake is the Japanese revenge for the two Atom Bombs that were dropped in World War II.  The two things that destroyed the NYC bar scen...
Posted by Burt Paseos on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 02:58:00 PST

The Ramones forever...

It was a beautiful day Sunday yesterday(everyday) in sunny southern California.  I still doesn't feel like I live here yet.  It might have something to do with the fact that I don't have a j...
Posted by Burt Paseos on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 01:14:00 PST

I left my lunch in San francisco...

So I signed a lease in LA this morning, so of course I am in San Francisco now.  I got a ride of craigslist up I-5.  There was a moment I thought I'd be dead when the driver pulled out a cli...
Posted by Burt Paseos on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 08:14:00 PST

My Childhood in flames...

..My mother is Dr. Erlinda Paseos.  We lived on the grounds of the Former Hudson River Psychiatric Center(now in a smoldering blaze) in Poughkeepsie, New York from 1984-1988.  Growing up, I ...
Posted by Burt Paseos on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 09:23:00 PST

Stranded ion Oklahoma City...

  My water pump gave out in OK city.  I am driving my van to LA to move into an apt in Los Feliz.  By the time I get to LA I will have logged 12,000 miles circling the wagons around the...
Posted by Burt Paseos on Wed, 30 May 2007 09:34:00 PST

Feels like brooklyn...

For a guy that "left" NYC it sure seems like I am here all the time.  I love coming back as a visitor.  I got here last night and stayed with an old rommate in an apartment building I lived ...
Posted by Burt Paseos on Wed, 09 May 2007 09:24:00 PST

I'm a chauffeur

My van has been parked in my brother's driveway for the last few days in Ohio.  Sleeping in the van on Avenue B in NYC was a bit stressful.  I cleaned out my storage space in NJ and I decide...
Posted by Burt Paseos on Fri, 04 May 2007 10:30:00 PST