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Spork

1 + 1 = 0 or, maybe i should start an uncomfortable obsession with kanye west

About Me


I am an ENFJ, but sometimes I am an ENFP.
Also, this thing is pretty neat: http://www.kevan.org/johari?name=sporkgirl songs bad, but you get the ideer...

My Interests

If you are a band/musican/entertainer and seriously interested in booking a show please use the following emails: [email protected] new battle...sweater vests vs. cardigans! Chocolate pudding won the last battle. i play, i work, i go to school. these things are also intertwined indefinately. Social interaction. Riding around on the bike. Beer that tastes like something. Conspiracy. Piracy. Fake fur. Vintage Fabric. I collect ashtrays but I don't smoke. Laughing. Making things. Food. Tattoos. Piercings. My little dog. Sleep. Suitable for ages 3-33. I like it when my brain gets all full of stuff and I start trying to sort it out by thinking. More unfinished projects than finished ones. Enormous superfluous vocabularies, accents, 10 dollar bottles of wine that taste like 50 dollar bottles of wine. Occurences that smack any of my senses with an emotional effect like a fly hitting the windshield of a 16-wheeler truck going 75 miles an hour. Dreaming.

I'd like to meet:

1. a monkey, trained to drive a school bus, whose favorite food is chocolate pudding. 2. any human who likes tomatoes on their sammiches AND likes marinara. 3. 0 x 3.14 or 1 + 1 = 0I really like people who are nice and passionate about something.Musicians, Artists, Performers, etc. Any of that artistically bent type.

Music:

Hug, Pong, The Carnys, Rubber Robot, Attic Ted, Gorch Fock, Boxcar Satan, Tuna Helpers, Confuzatron, Butthole Surfers, Stereolab, !!!, The Knife, Mark Farina, The Hardkiss Brothers, Le Tigre, Alice Donut, Jamiroquai, Luscious Jackson, The Pixies, Dead Kennedys, The Frogs, PTV, XTC, DJ Funk, Sonic Youth, The Butchies, King Missile, Alexi Delano, The Dead Milkmen, The Eclectic Bastards, Peter Paul and Mary, Tabla Drums, The Smiths, Roger Miller, Ween, Your mom's Piano playing, Helios Creed, Iron Butterfly, Portishead, Bobby Conn, Joy Division, My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult, Pigface, Yo La Tengo, Honky, Kinski, Roy Davis Jr., Traxx, Dubtribe, AIR, TV on the radio, Cut Copy, Hot Chip, Califone, Four Tet, Flesh Eaters, Didjits, Thinking Fellers, Caribou, Pinback, Beach Boys, RJD2, Lady Sovereign, People Under the Stairs, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, Ralph White, Bikini Kill, Bob Wills, Country Teasers, Red Aunts, 9353, Daft Punk, Chromeo, The Stranglers, Tortoise, Tosca, Mouse on Mars, Punk Bunny, Ratatat, Don Ellis, Miles Davis, CSS, The Redneck Manifesto...uuuuuuh theres more, theres more.

Movies:

..Motel Hell, Horror Hospital, Evil Dead II, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, But I'm A Cheerleader, Anything by John Waters. Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead. Cronenberg, Terentino, Cohen brothers. I love camp and I like style. I like color in movies, like Happiness...

Television:

Jerry Stahl and some adult swim.

Books:

..Invisible Monsters, Cruddy, Permanent Midnight. Right now I am reading a whole lotta textbooks with questions or exercises at the end of each chapter. Do comics count?

Heroes:


more cat pictures..Bus Drivers, Fast Food servers, Felines, Accidental hipsters, Socks that escape thru the dryer somehow.......people who are just like smart and stuff, and dont try too hard or something.

My Blog

Bands interested in booking or have a show booked at Quacks Maplewood, please read first!

What bands need to know about playing at Quacks Maplewood: If your band plays on a Thursday-Saturday, shows start promptly at 9pm or earlier. If your band plays on a Sunday or Wednesday, shows start...
Posted by Spork on Wed, 28 May 2008 08:47:00 PST

Any bands booked or interested in booking at Clementine! Please read first...

Just so there is no confusion: What bands need to know about playing at Clementine Coffee Bar: If your band plays on a Friday or Saturday, shows start promptly at 9pm or earlier. If your band plays ...
Posted by Spork on Wed, 28 May 2008 08:44:00 PST

so i dont think im so great, either

so even though i joke and prod at others scenster mishaps, i know i am not a perfect being myself. im ugly unless im smilingim allergic to my own pillowscertain commercials make me cry profusely, im w...
Posted by Spork on Tue, 13 May 2008 12:30:00 PST

taken from the Headhunters myspace page...

this is a repost of a repost. i agree and felt like this deserved a spot on my blog...This was sent out by a few promoters, but I think it applies for promoters/bands everywhere.----------------- Bul...
Posted by Spork on Mon, 12 May 2008 06:37:00 PST

its indecision time

so, really, im at this crazy stage? pun intended, i try to love and like and laugh, but i have been REALLY stressed out lately by life. im at all these crossroads. do i cash in? do i persue the h...
Posted by Spork on Sat, 03 May 2008 01:26:00 PST

SIMS Foundation Benefit Show and other participatory stuff

So i am pretty excited about this. SIMS foundation is an Austin organization that means a lot to me. find out more here www.simsfoundation.orgIn a nutshell, ten bands, ten dollars. Free food and en...
Posted by Spork on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 12:30:00 PST

uh oh....

so what the fuck? now, i have to be smart AND pretty. i no longer have to "pretend" or "play it off legit" i actually have to provide, to actually prevent any doubt in my abilities. dammit. OKAY...
Posted by Spork on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:32:00 PST

someimes i love taking the taxi cab

the taxi will play actual radio music. this is the ONLY time i ever get to listen to the popular radio ever. its like, you are shut off from that gleefully, because you live in a town that is in its...
Posted by Spork on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:13:00 PST

old or good?

    i am not sure if this is "old persons breakfast" or not, but it is my new favorite:oatmeal with a touch of brown sugar and cinnamonbananacoffee with two splenda and soy milk. i can ...
Posted by Spork on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 11:50:00 PST

broken bike

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Posted by Spork on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 03:50:00 PST