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Kevin

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I have the touch. I have the power. I am a winner. I am confused by cartoon animals that wear a shirt but no pants. I am also scared of signs for dentist offices that feature a tooth-man with human features.

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My Interests

playing music, hiking and camping, random exploration and adventures, making weird sounds and beating on things, painting, photography, writing, reading, collages, drawing cartoons and other stupid things, making movies, making magnets, comics, sci-fi, comparative religion, gnosticism, physics and chaos theory, history, crazy nutcase conspiracy theories, archeology, lost civilizations, food, dreams, playing games that make me feel smart one minute and incredibly stupid the next, random scribbling, sudden jerky dance moves, wandering through strange parking garages, sitting and looking at clouds and trees and contemplating the silly world

I'd like to meet:

a monkey companion to wear miniature replicas of all of my outfits and walk around with me hitting people in the shins.

Music:

the who, neil young, the kinks, guided by voices, sonic youth, can, miles davis, beck, flaming lips, the stooges, talking heads, beatles, beach boys, the cure, pink floyd, nirvana,kraftwerk, velvet underground, byrds, fela kuti, john coltrane, black sabbath, fugazi, melvins, bowie, the damned, descendents, love, devo, the action, pretty things, os mutantes, shoes, bill laswell, sleep, om, frank zappa, black flag, minutemen, they might be giants, soft machine, cheap trick, michael nesmith, silver apples, pavement, battles, trans am, faust, neu, amon duul 2, siouxsie and the banshees, bauhaus, dead can dance, liquid liquid, esg, roxy music, brian eno, joan of arc, throbbing gristle, john cage, gram parsons, townes van zandt, superchunk, breeders, slayer, sepultura, faith no more, mr. bungle, tom waits, yes, xtc, etc.

Movies:

kubrick, scorsese, david lynch, john waters, terry gilliam, wes anderson, hitchcock, goddard, truffaut, orson welles, lucio fulci, argento, eli roth, coen brothers, baraka, wrath of khan, monty python's meaning of life, total recall, forbidden zone, serenity, bad action movies, bad horror movies, troma, documentaries of all kinds, loose change, america freedom to fascism, terrorstorm, the revolution will not be televised, zeitgeist

Television:

battlestar galactica, mr. show, arrested development, planet earth and blue planet, lost, x-files, trailer park boys, firefly, wondershowzen, sopranos, neon genesis evangelion, cheesy educational shows, tv carnage and lost and found video

Books:

philip k. dick, vonnegut, hesse, murakami, robert anton wilson, arthur c. clarke, george orwell, ben bova, stephen baxter, graham hancock, colin wilson, hakim bey, greg palast, daniel quinn, jim marrs, terrence mckenna, peter carroll, grant morrison, warren ellis, alan moore, brian michael bendis, daniel clowes, preacher, y the last man, black hole, confederacy of dunces, ancient scriptures, disinformation books, weird childrens books, books i can clip out of

Heroes:

bill hicks, robert pollard, keith moon, lloyd kaufman, whoever got to give the silly names that we now take for granted to all of the objects and animals

My Blog

A Nervous Stomach

        Life is hard when you are a dairy product. There is something quite strange about living without an accepted philosophy. All of the people begin to look the same ...
Posted by Kevin on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 07:01:00 PST

The Floobians Dilemma

    The light in the study flashed on and off all of the sudden and the Floobian looked out into the hallway in alarm. It was late at night, past -0.17:00PMR on the bedside clock, and he had...
Posted by Kevin on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 06:40:00 PST

The Daily Performance

    All fast food restaurants were gone. The land was barren again and the man who no longer had a name was laying face down in the dirt. It seemed to him that this was the most reasona...
Posted by Kevin on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 05:38:00 PST

The Ballad of Mountain Goat

    On one side of the room there was a little girl scribbling in a coloring book and on the opposite wall there was a strange face. That was the first thing I noticed, the undeniable f...
Posted by Kevin on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 05:17:00 PST

You gotta love Ezekiel

"And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight. And the LORD said, Even thus shall the children of Israel eat their defiled bread among...
Posted by Kevin on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 06:56:00 PST

word of the day

Noun 1. yak butter - butter made from yaks' milk butter - an edible emulsion of fat globules made by churning milk or cream; for cooking and table use...
Posted by Kevin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

rough boys

These are the lyrics to Pete Townshend's "Rough Boys." I find this amusing: Tough boys Running the streets Come a little closer Rough toys Under the sheets Nobody knows her Rough boys Don't...
Posted by Kevin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

robot head

In my dreams lately i have had a removable robotic head with a keypad on the neck and I try to disguise it with medical gauze wrapped around my neck. other than that I do everyday things, just with a ...
Posted by Kevin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST