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Trot

"Do not allow yourselves to be deceived: Great minds are sceptical."

About Me

I like a girl in satin who talks dirty in Latin. A girl who’s flirty when she quotes Krishnamurti. If she likes to be goosed while reciting from Proust I’ll know she’s my kind of creature. Among her delectables, her intellectables must be her sexiest feature.I’ve got The Hots For The Smarts, the Hots For The Smarts, IQ off the charts. Give me brains over hearts, I’ve got The Hots For The Smarts.I like a girl from Mensa with a furrowed brow. when the tenses get denser she gets it – and how! I need a polymath called Cindy or Cath who likes her Plato not too platonic. An autodidact who can add and subtract while sipping her Tolstoy and tonic.I need a girl with a feel for Faraday’s wheel. A girl who’ll drool for Fleming’s Left Hand Rule. Now you may like pin-ups of girls who do chin-ups like Xena the Warrior Princess. But I’ll take to dinner my Nobel Prize winner with plutonium stains down her dress.I like a girl who knows loadsa Kierkegaard and Spinoza. Who likes to play chess humming Porgy and Bess. She must be able from her logarithmic table to find all those decimal places and what do I care that she’s nothing to wear and her teeth are imprisoned in braces.I want a girl with a brain the size of Siberia, with a haughty disdain of all things inferior. I don’t want a learner with a Bunsen burner she must be the finished article, who sees our attraction as chemical reaction and charm as merely a particle.I want a PHD who reads Linear ‘B’. who applies her lotion with a Brownian motion. Now some men may favour a girl who’s a raver, a tease or a saucy young minx, but I’ll get undressed with the girl I’m impressed with who’s tunnelling under the Sphinx. The Hots for the Smarts! Hats of to RT. Religion gets me annoyed, This is just for starters... Yeah! It's the 2007 Bryant Horseradish challenge. 25 Dec 2007. Terror! Firework Advert. Terror! Firework Advert.

My Interests

"Sometimes I long for the solitary life..." Otherwise it's all about; Fairport Convention, Mandolins, Peter Cook, Penguin Cafe Orchestra, Bill Hicks, Paneer, Nietzsche, John Steinbeck, Mark Rothko, Charles Bukowski, Beck, Canals, contacting Tesco HQ regarding their inability to keep stocked the basic household goods in my Tesco Metro (SHOP LOCAL), Chesapeake Bay Bridge, all that Jazz, Mahler, Bridges, Richard Thompson, M.C. Escher, John Coltrane, Peter Snow, Jen Carey, Alastair Campbell, Flapjack, Spinal Tap, 2inch tape, Dudley Moore, The Byrds, Cheese, Morris Dancing, Led Zeppelin, Jack Dee and Lead Balloon, HOT CHIP, Private Eye, postcards, Violins, "Sailing by", 'People like us', DAB, Those flashing roadside lamps and the people who get to switch them on (keep up the good work chaps), Punt and Dennis, FettsNomisism, Tom Lynch, 'simple' face cream, Energy Efficient Light Bulbs, Hallumi Cheese, Blackberry, Mac, Boots, Rutland, Stamford, BRYANT, Folk, James Taylor, The Nazz, friends Birthdays, Adlib Audio, Hotel Pens, Barcus Berry, Pretty Damn Cosmic, Air Guitar, Sweaty Andy, Flight Cases, BOSS and MXR effects, things made of wood, complaining about the design of modern windows, Cups of tea, "The news quiz", Avalon DI boxes, Thought, Politics, Tithe Barns, Motors, Alfa Romeo, Winches and pullies, Subversion, Banksy, The Cropredy Festival, Pasta, Clean streets, Thierry Mugler, M6 Toll Road, John Peel, Dr Strangelove, Semisonic, 2008, knots, a lunch time pint, Merseyrail, TROSTY, Confusion, Dictionaries, Galleries and Museums, The Wider World, Salads, Medieval Arches, Chris Langham, The Past Present & Future, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Dad's Army, Vodka, Stained Glass, Assorted nuts, AAA, remote places, The Young Ones, country pubs with real log fires and Eastern European barmaids (Willoughby Arms, Careby), My Accountant Clive, Reduced stickers, Rugby, The Finn Brothers and Crowded House, Count Arthur Strong, Passport Visas, Father Ted, Sepll Chcekers, Dub, Chris Morris, Maps, Injections, Girls who don't feel the need to wear make up all the time, Box sets, Cheapday returns, Cricket, PJ Wright, Reggae, "Fist of Fun", Art Deco, Lemon Drizzle Cake, Symmetry, Design over comfort where practical, the concept of Ejection seats, Cakes, Fresh Air, Free drinks on BA flights and upgrades, Liverpool, 'Down the line', Organic, girls who wear long gloves, Clean Sheets, XRays, Armando Iannucci, Folk-Rock, Green Peppers, Crunchy Peanut Butter, Skyscrapers, Hot water on tap, Tunnels, Bar Billiards, The Prisoner, Gumshields, MOJO, Ecover, Talk Talk, CAMRA, Snapant, TROTTER, A well kept Lawn, "I'm sorry I haven't a clue" Coats and Jackets, Squash, Free jukeboxes, Pinball, Antiques, BBC, Lark Lane and Sefton Park, Chairs, LFC, 1978, "The Now Show", The Marx Brothers, Mumbling, Isambard Kingdom Brunel, Jaffa cakes, Bridges, Distant friends, Real Ale and crisps, History & Geography, Marion & Geoff, Conkers and Acorns, Charlie Chaplin, Curry, Super Numeri, Diesel, The Kif, STAMFOOT, Captain Beefheart, Aquaducts and Viaducts, Victorian engineering, Saying sorry and meaning it, Steam Trains, being an Atheist, TROT, Peter Capaldi, Syd Barrett, Bob Dylan, Camper shoes, waking up in the morning, Jethro Tull, Old doors, growing up, Hand cooked Crisps, Hieronymus Bosch, Horseradish sauce (Dad's is amazing, one sniff and your nose is running) Peter Sellers, Wine, "In the thick of it." BBC Radio 4, Chilli Sauces, Travel, Cooking, My Family, Donkeys and Friends.....with me.

I'd like to meet:

Spontaneous humour and a Now be Thankful. Messers: Thompson, Pegg, Mattacks, Nicol & Swarbrick.

Music:

is very important. Anyone who says otherwise, well, I wouldn't listen to them.

Movies:

Boy From School. Hotchip.

Television:

is chewing gum for the eyes.

Books:

'The Grapes of Wrath' John Steinbeck That's one killer book.

Heroes:

are good in a crisis.Armando Iannucci .... Don't do unto others as you wish others to do unto you. They might not like it. O. Wilde / T. Benn