Pig Fat |
I used to think that eating pork scratchings (bite-size bits of pig skin, often with hairs still attached, deep-fried until tooth-shatteringly crunchy, bagged and sold in pubs) was the most revol...
Posted by Andrew Giddings on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:43:00 PST |
Your tax pound |
I was watching a program on the telly tonight about police on the beat:
2 policemen to arrest a man for queue jumping.3 policemen to arrest a man for having a waz against a wall.3 policemen to arrest ...
Posted by Andrew Giddings on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 04:44:00 PST |
Supermarket shoppers... |
...why not make that extra miniscule effort to return your empty shopping trolley to the trolley park? This way you will:(a) appear more intelligent than you are by not allowing it to roll i...
Posted by Andrew Giddings on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 04:24:00 PST |
BA038, Heathrow, London. |
This is a couple of days old now but in my opinion still worth a good rant:
In light of the recent incident at London's Heathrow airport involving a mysteriously stricken Boeing 777, 151 obliviou...
Posted by Andrew Giddings on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 02:01:00 PST |
And another thing... |
Far be it for me to moan, actually I love to moan but this is more of a gentle RANT:It seems that you can't walk down the street to buy a coffee these days without being confronted by s...
Posted by Andrew Giddings on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 03:49:00 PST |
The pendulum swings |
It just goes to prove, if proof were needed, that in this life you have to take the downs with the ups:Today I had the severe misfortune to visit Milton Keynes, Nowhere, England, a place in it's self ...
Posted by Andrew Giddings on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 04:00:00 PST |
Personally speaking... |
Today I officially gave my penis a name.After all, I don't want a complete stranger making all my decisions for me, do I?
Posted by Andrew Giddings on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 04:32:00 PST |
Government Guidelines |
I was slightly worried to learn that, according to government guidelines, my alcohol intake exceeded their recommendations. In order to rectify this, I have drawn up my own set of guidelines and I am ...
Posted by Andrew Giddings on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 04:55:00 PST |
