words that negroes love! |
a day doesn't go by that a negro somewhere on earth doesn't say one of thefollowing words:copastetic (sic)plethera (sic)furthermore (always proceeded by and)variouswhatnotcosigndeepchickennotwithsta...
Posted by whitney on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 08:36:00 PST |
dear typhoon, |
i fear you in the same way i do the ocean.even though the ocean could completely kick your ass,you both enjoy the ability to make me feel small.i am severely diminished in comparison.i don't usually f...
Posted by whitney on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 12:08:00 PST |
two cats fucking (outside my window) |
meow
meeeeeoooooooooowwwwww
meeeeeaaaaaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhhhhh
arrrrrowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaa
meoooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
arrrrrooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
meooooowwwwwwwwarrrrrrgg...
Posted by whitney on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 12:29:00 PST |
dear turtle, |
get your shit together. you're slow, you're dense, you linger in the middle of the road like a dunce, you come in a stylish color but do nothing to maximize your look (after all green is the new black...
Posted by whitney on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 10:55:00 PST |
i should be a beverage chef |
why hasn't anyone ever thought of this?????i was thirsty and thought that tea sounded tasty.so first i made some tea, you know, by boiling a sac of herbs in some water.then i sweetened it.then in a gr...
Posted by whitney on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 09:44:00 PST |
dear upper respiratory infection, |
can't lie,
we had the worst of co-dependent relationships:
me continuously trying to shake you, you not wanting to let go.
what more can i say?
i don't fucking want you.
deal!
now, don't get ...
Posted by whitney on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 11:38:00 PST |
i'd rather fuck..... |
this is a game that my best friend and i like to play called
i'd rather fuck...
the premise of this game is to pick the grossest person you know and then make up some shit that you would rather fu...
Posted by whitney on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 04:42:00 PST |
dear grandma, |
i am sorry........
that i yelled
'you got served' when you tripped
up the stairs.
i hope that you and jesus forgive me.
love,
whit...
Posted by whitney on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 10:36:00 PST |
dear pornography, |
sweet, sweet porno....
why are you soooo deliciously wonderful?
you make me want to be a better person, a better citizen.
some people may think that you're an enabler of moral decay.
i believe...
Posted by whitney on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 09:35:00 PST |
dear white people of williamsburg, brooklyn |
you bore the living shit out of me.granted, i am a black girl who is not living off of mom and dad and i work for a living and i read books that have nothing to do with fashion or overdosing or tortur...
Posted by whitney on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 01:52:00 PST |
