oozie

well, i am a teacup chihuahua named oozmane allowishus mcbark but you can call me oozie or mr. barkie or barc anthony. depending on my mood, any of these will do. i belong to whit. i have a very active social life hindered only by a debilitating fear of cement, grass, large inanimate objects and homeless people. when i am not fufilling my dogly obligations to the big brown one, i enjoy licking my own ass, playing with a rubber toy that resembles bjork, and arguing with myself in the mirror.i have no thumbs.