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Discount Ninjas!

100% Ninja-y Goodness with 0% horrible death!

About Me

There is a blight upon the land! Too many people are being enslaved by the evil Lord Grey! Who is Lord Grey you ask? We will tell you. Lord Grey is the most nefarious person ever! His entire goal is to enslave the human race by making them take everything too seriously and being depressed all the time! And there is no one to stop him! At least, there WAS no one to stop him. But Lord Grey didn't count on one thing. WEIRD PEOPLE & NINJAS!From these two factions, the most elite/ weird Ninjas in the world have stepped forward to stop Lord Grey once and for all! They are humanity's only friggin' hope! Weird People: Wave your freak flag high and unite under the banner of what may well be the coolest band ever and stop Lord Grey! We Are.....Discount Ninjas!!!!!! (We rule) DEATH TO LORD GREY AND HIS MINIONS!!!! WE HAVE A NINJA STAR WAITING FOR YOU LORD GREY!

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Member Since: 9/15/2005
Band Members: Teddy Powers!- A Once American Spy Stuck In A Russians Robots Body! Teddy Powers Is Susceptible To Breaking Down During Shows And Practice! Looking For Another Hot Robot To Share Motor Oil Cocktails With! Must Love Ska Robots! And Ferrets! Must Hate Bad Things! And Getting Lips Stuck To Frozen Poles! Cuse That Sucks! Weapon: Sword Of Angry! / Guitar of Doomness! Commander H! (The Secret Space Lobster)- The Mysterious Commander H is a mystery to many and a friend to all. (Except Lord Grey) He is the intrepid singer-person for the righteous band, Discount Ninja! Equipped with nothing but his bravery, his Mic and his best dog-friend Calub, he hopes to do his part to smite the evil that is Lord Grey. Strengths: Insanity, Bigness, Platform shoes, Smiliness, Singiness and a hairy chest! Weaknesses: Pretty Ladies, Toe Jam, Bullets, Knives, Fists, Pointy Sticks, Cheese Graters, Cute Dogs and the fact that he is a Space Lobster in Disguise. Weapons: Piston Pincer/ Silver Coated Throat of Thrash! Captain Koala-Trapped in the deep sea of Bolsa Chica, I the brave captain Koala had to eat my way through the layers of my enemy's jello submarine! I spent an entire year hiding in the giant sea turtle of happiness! Then I escaped through the bladder of the beast!(or at least I called it escaping). I then scrambled to shore where I then scrambled the eggs of a seagull for nourishment! Tasted bad but I ate them anyway!!!!!...! Any way I saw a group of men approaching with swords of steel (actually plastic)! They were the DISCOUNT NINJAS!!! Weapons: Sax of Sexiness/Keyboard of hurting the bad people and stuff The Domino- NO FUCKING COMMENT! Wepon: Trumpet of Mystery
Influences: Our Fans! Pants! Homeless Singing Drunks! Coyotes! Cacti! Lobsters! Plobladersool Mc.Houityrusderityg
Sounds Like: Happiness being dragged across a gigantic meadow of joyfluff.
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Thanks Homies!!

Just wanted to thank all you rockin homies out there for comin to our first show. we shall have songs up from that show soon! hope you like them!   Once again, thanks for bein super rad!...
Posted by Discount Ninjas! on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 11:00:00 PST