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About Me

I've talked about Madonna
with Henry Rollins,
Drank with Paul Westerberg,
Cooked out with Soul Aslyum,
Made Iggy Pop laugh,
Shook hands with John Waters
(Had my picture taken too),
Discussed Lester Bangs
with Cheetah Chrome
Saw Rocket From The Tombs,
not once,but twice!!
with technical assistance from;
KATIE (ETHYL).
Which Distillers Song am I??
You are I aM a REvEnaNT (sing sing death house)
Which Distillers Song are YOU?
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Fuck yes Thats Me!!
Maybe Charlie had it right.
Thu, 16 Jun 2005 22:16:52 -0700
This morning I'm thinking about when I talked to Manson on the phone few years back.
It's funny how I didn't believe Ryan when he was tellin' me Charlie was calling.Not that he would have lied,it just seemed too far out.
It wasn't far out at all.The look on Ryan's face when the call came in was damn funny,like he'd won a prize.Now he could prove it to me.Charlie was on the line.
Somehow I still didn't believe it until he put me on.And when I heard Charlie, I fuckin' well KNEW it was him.Not that I had to say anything,Charlie was in full effect.It was pretty beautiful the way it was all murder and bloodshed right outta the gate.
Ryan's crackin' up in the corner,listening in,knowing I couldn't have caught him at more stereotypical Manson moment.
He wanted the heads of the South Park guys.Not so much because they made fun of him,but because they DIDN'T PAY him.
I wish I had a fucking tape of that shit now.It was somthing I'll never forget.Especally when Charlie TOLD me I was in the "Family",and how we had members in all walks of life,and in positions to carry out the mission.
The mission was we were gonna take all the enemies of the "Family" and put 'em in little cages and put 'em on a fucking train straight to HELL.And when he finally put the word out,NOBODY was gonna stop us.
Son of a Bitch,if he didn't sound convinced of it.The whole while reminding me I WAS part of HIS "Family".He made it pretty clear I didn't have much of a choice.He had chosen me.
About then the phone call got cut off by the prison.I guess his time was up.I gotta admit,that was one trippy conversation,even though about the only part I had in it was to agree with Charlie,when I could manage to squeeze in an "Uh-HuH,' or "Right on".
Ryan's still crackin' up.
"Man,I've NEVER heard him that livid!You sure picked the right night to be here.
Dude,You're in the Family!"he reminded me.
"I guess so.I heard it straight from the man himself."I replied,
as we both looked at each other half sideways.
If Charlie was to be believed,
and that motherfucker sounded as serious as a fork in Mrs Labianco's belly
I guess I am.
And on mornings,like this morning,when the sun shines down on my beaten broke ass,
with no hope of employment or of ever attaining anything close
to that lie society calls success,BR>I have to entertain the thought
that maybe Charlie had it right.

My Interests

If It's Tasteless,I'm Into It.
Turbonegro.
Chicks in Lots of Eyeliner. Chicks who look like Vampires. Trying Not to Stay Drunk. Alice Cooper.
Trash culture.
Avoiding jail.
The Donnas THE MIGHTY ALLISON

I'd like to meet:

Freda Payne
Alice Cooper,
you.

Music:

Garage,Glam
Punk,
70's Metal
Donnas Alice Cooper
MC5 Stooges
Turbonegro
Dictators
Replacements
Didjits
45 Grave
Blue Oyster Cult
Velvet Underground
(esp.White Light!),
Skin Donkey,
Black Flag
Dead Boys
N.Y.Dolls,
Richard Hell
Ramones
, Black Sabbath
Dwarves
Rocket from the Tombs
etc and on and on.
Any Bands
that leave a path
of Destruction
in their wake... .. Click Here For MB Bad News?

Movies:

Mullholand Drive
Pulp Fiction,
The Brain That Would'nt Die,
Last House On The Left,
Ciao! Manhattan,
Blue Velvet,
The Conquerer Worm
16 Candles,
Female Trouble
("Where ARE MY CHA-CHA HEELS!!),
whatever porn is "handy",
The list goes on and on......

Television:

Shows about
Rock 'n Roll,UFO's,Bigfoot,
documentary type stuff.

Books:

From The Velvets to the Voidoids,
Post Office,
The Basketball Diaries.
Get in the Van A Study in the Weak Mind of Vince Jumapao; a Primer

Heroes:

Alice Cooper
Iggy Pop(Met him)
,Hanna("Bigfot Emerges From His Cave")Jane
Handsome Dick Manatoba
Ron Asheton,
Charles Bukowski,
John Waters(Met him)
Nick Rudd (met him)

Richard Hell
Alex Chilton(Met him too),
Long Duk Dong
Groucho Marx
Peter Laughner
Hazel Adkins
David Allan Coe,Dixie Chicks
Joan of Arc
Hobo Love..

My Blog

We Hate Cake Live 1985 cd

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Posted by Buzzsaw on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 09:01:00 PST

We Hate Cake Live 1985 cd

..TR> we hate cake live show 1985 cd get it from the'cake crew..ahh,..melimited timelet's say $10 postage paid(fuck it's $5 to procuce and send 'em)no fancy packagingno individual tracksno remixmay...
Posted by Buzzsaw on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 09:03:00 PST

Scott when he had issues

we hate cake was on our 3rd or 4th show opening for die kruezen i think outta nowhere Bill starts playing Kiss.. Cold Gin stu picks up on it right away I was super familar as Kiss was kinda my gate wa...
Posted by Buzzsaw on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 09:36:00 PST

Read a Letter

I was working at some shitty job in the past an older man asked me to read him a letter he was clearly embarrassed i almost cried not so much for the obvious pain and hummiliation the poor old guy fe...
Posted by Buzzsaw on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 07:42:00 PST

untitled again

flaming bluebirdslooking left to rightwhere there is no rightand nothing leftfrozen butterflysseem to tell the storyof my bleached out dreamsand beat down ambitionsbut it’s gonna take abit more ...
Posted by Buzzsaw on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 02:37:00 PST

,,

my friend and totally inspiring dude Nick Rudd wrote this about me.I really feel honored   Buzzsaw I mentioned my pal Chris Gaffney over on Eric Htx’s blog.  Chris gets the dedication ...
Posted by Buzzsaw on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 03:43:00 PST

fasten your seatbelts

face first into the makeupeyes fullof thick ink againsparks jumping off the highwayas the jagged ball of A to B metalrests against the bystanding treewheezing and pukingwith no begining and certainly ...
Posted by Buzzsaw on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 07:43:00 PST

who the fuck

who the fuck turned on the drunk light I know it wasnt me But I know my auto pilot and it drives me around and around inside my brain to the store to the gate of burning of freakin fucking out who the...
Posted by Buzzsaw on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 01:18:00 PST

skidding

Inbetween resesting bloody urges and swinging eyes the man twists and wrestles the noose away his neck an easy task it is not but one which  he has aquired a lot of skill at dropping down and run...
Posted by Buzzsaw on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:50:00 PST

some poem

at the bus stopand in barshe looks at pretty girlsand well to do menthrough eyesthat only care to seeswastika nipplespaisleyandduct tapethe womenshowing breaststo the blind the menthrowing cashinto th...
Posted by Buzzsaw on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:32:00 PST